Little Johnnie - The Firearms Forum

Diamondback · 08-04-2012, 04:36 PM

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "But what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

Insulation Tim · 08-05-2012, 10:06 AM

Good one.

HAGEN442 · 08-05-2012, 08:24 PM

Good One
Well Worth Repeating
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RJay · 08-05-2012, 11:15 PM

Old jokes never die, I think I first heard that one in kindergarten.

08-04-2012, 04:36 PM	#1
Diamondback Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Silver City, Oklahoma Posts: 663	Little Johnnie The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "But what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself." -->

08-05-2012, 10:06 AM	#2
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,300	Re: Little Johnnie Good one. __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

08-05-2012, 08:24 PM	#3
HAGEN442 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The Dodge House, NC Posts: 70	Re: Little Johnnie Good One Well Worth Repeating 00 __________________ "A Man's got to have a Code, a Creed to Live By, No Matter his Job" JW

08-05-2012, 11:15 PM	#4
RJay Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,487	Re: Little Johnnie Old jokes never die, I think I first heard that one in kindergarten. __________________ RonJames