Parody of truth - The Firearms Forum

sub-moa · 09-04-2012, 03:06 AM

Church Hopping

A man was stranded on a deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a boat comes sailing into view, and the man frantically waves and draws the skipper's attention. The boat comes near the island, and the sailor gets out and greets the stranded man.

After awhile the sailor asks, "What are those three huts you have here?"

"Well, that's my house there."

"What's that next hut?" asks the sailor.

"I built that hut to be my church."

"What about the other hut?"

"Oh, that's where I used to go to church."

ampaterry · 09-04-2012, 04:40 AM

That is SO true!

hstout1143 · 09-04-2012, 09:45 AM

BlackEagle · 09-04-2012, 05:02 PM

The problem with problem churches is that wherever you go, there you are. The same problems will probably crop up again.

sub-moa · 09-04-2012, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackEagle

The problem with problem churches is that wherever you go, there you are. The same problems will probably crop up again.

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09-04-2012, 03:06 AM	#1
sub-moa V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Kentucky Posts: 395	Parody of truth Church Hopping A man was stranded on a deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a boat comes sailing into view, and the man frantically waves and draws the skipper's attention. The boat comes near the island, and the sailor gets out and greets the stranded man. After awhile the sailor asks, "What are those three huts you have here?" "Well, that's my house there." "What's that next hut?" asks the sailor. "I built that hut to be my church." "What about the other hut?" "Oh, that's where I used to go to church." __________________ "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln -->

09-04-2012, 04:40 AM	#2
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,281	Re: Parody of truth That is SO true! __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder

09-04-2012, 09:45 AM	#3
hstout1143 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: California Contributor Posts: 1,735	Re: Parody of truth LOL __________________ NRA Life Member Kids that hunt and fish don't mug old ladies. "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan "Deo Duce, Ferro Comitante", With God as my leader and my sword as my companion

09-04-2012, 05:02 PM	#4
BlackEagle Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,162	Re: Parody of truth The problem with problem churches is that wherever you go, there you are. The same problems will probably crop up again.