Stanley ....... - The Firearms Forum

JohnHenry · 09-15-2012, 11:12 AM

Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.

" Stanley ," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress ?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes ?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden ?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance ?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question ?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve ?"

Actually, I have 6 questions.

First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress ?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes ?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden ?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance ?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early ?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?"

firefighter1635 · 09-16-2012, 05:06 PM

I like that, funny stuff. Kids aren't stupid.

09-15-2012, 11:12 AM	#1
JohnHenry Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Livingston county, Michigan Posts: 1,220	Stanley ....... Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name. " Stanley ," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley ?" "I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress ? Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes ? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden ?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance ? Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question ?" Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve ?" Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress ? Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes ? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden ? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance ? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early ? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?" __________________ Freedom .... Is Never Free ! We need Term Limits .... Send the "Professional Politicians" home . -->

09-16-2012, 05:06 PM	#2
firefighter1635 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: US of A Contributor Posts: 1,837	Re: Stanley ....... I like that, funny stuff. Kids aren't stupid.