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dons2346 · 09-16-2012, 10:15 PM

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.

They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

montezumaz · 09-16-2012, 11:20 PM

I wonder when the guy will get out of the hospital?

Jerryboy · 09-16-2012, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by montezumaz

I wonder when the guy will get out of the hospital?

as soon as they're ready to transport him to the morgue

Buckshot · 09-17-2012, 12:47 AM

I'm not sure whether to laugh...or cry.

Gun Geezer · 09-17-2012, 10:07 AM

I still can't get over the 50 times in one year!

tcox4freedom · 09-17-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Gun Geezer

I still can't get over the 50 times in one year!

I can. But, I need a lot more help to get my motor running.

oldfartrr · 09-18-2012, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by tcox4freedom

I can. But, I need a lot more help to get my motor running.

solved that problem,, with this prescription,,
blindfold and the lil blue pill .

still cant figure out why i am single "again"

09-16-2012, 10:15 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	Bull A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow." __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

09-16-2012, 11:20 PM	#2
montezumaz Former Guest Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central AZ (Yavapai County) Posts: 653	Re: Bull I wonder when the guy will get out of the hospital?

09-17-2012, 12:47 AM	#4
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 884	Re: Bull I'm not sure whether to laugh...or cry.

09-17-2012, 10:07 AM	#5
Gun Geezer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Central Florida Posts: 1,710	Re: Bull I still can't get over the 50 times in one year! __________________ If voting could change anything for the better, It'd already be illegal.