farmer and his 3 daughters - The Firearms Forum

Jerryboy · 09-17-2012, 03:41 PM

there once was a farmer whho had three daughters flow, betty and luck.
one day all his daughters got dates on the same night so he waited on the porch with his shotgun and not soon after a young man appear and says "Hi my names Joe, I'v come to take flow to the show" So the farmer goes and gets his daughter and lets her go on the date.
A couple of minutes later another young man arives and he says "My names freddy iv come to take betty for some spaghetti" so the farmer goes in and gets his daughter and lets her go on her date.
Now the farmer waits awhile but no-one shows up, he's waiting for 50 minutes before another young man comes and he says "hi my names buck..." BANG!

garydude · 09-20-2012, 09:48 AM

Awww..... he was just going to take her out for roast duck!

Sig Willy · 09-20-2012, 03:49 PM

Or for a ride in his truck.

streetbob · 09-20-2012, 11:31 PM

But at the end of that night he definitely ran out of luck!

hontino · 09-21-2012, 12:05 AM

I think he want 's to add her as a friend

In Face book.

09-17-2012, 03:41 PM	#1
Jerryboy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Virginia Posts: 774	farmer and his 3 daughters there once was a farmer whho had three daughters flow, betty and luck. one day all his daughters got dates on the same night so he waited on the porch with his shotgun and not soon after a young man appear and says "Hi my names Joe, I'v come to take flow to the show" So the farmer goes and gets his daughter and lets her go on the date. A couple of minutes later another young man arives and he says "My names freddy iv come to take betty for some spaghetti" so the farmer goes in and gets his daughter and lets her go on her date. Now the farmer waits awhile but no-one shows up, he's waiting for 50 minutes before another young man comes and he says "hi my names buck..." BANG! __________________ "If voting could change anything for the better, it'd be illegal." -Unknown "If good intentions were horses, politicians would own glue factories" -Jeremiah Thompson Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, & Explosives should be the name of a convenience store, not a government agency. -->

09-20-2012, 09:48 AM	#2
garydude Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Desert Southwest Proper Contributor Posts: 765	Re: farmer and his 3 daughters Awww..... he was just going to take her out for roast duck!

09-20-2012, 03:49 PM	#3
Sig Willy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 572	Re: farmer and his 3 daughters Or for a ride in his truck. __________________ _________________________ Be alert! We need more lerts!

09-20-2012, 11:31 PM	#4
streetbob V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Gulf Coast, Texas Posts: 220	Re: farmer and his 3 daughters But at the end of that night he definitely ran out of luck!

09-21-2012, 12:05 AM	#5
hontino Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: 3790 Tyrone Blvd, Saint Petersburg, FL 33710 Posts: 1	Re: farmer and his 3 daughters I think he want 's to add her as a friend In Face book. __________________ Dallas movers