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Jerryboy · 09-17-2012, 03:49 PM

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".

09-17-2012, 03:49 PM	#1
Jerryboy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 711	BIC lighter An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy. The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter. The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?" The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle". "Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?" "Sure", Says the Englishman. The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie. The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish. About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them. The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks". The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?". __________________ "If voting could change anything for the better, it'd be illegal." -Unknown "If good intentions were horses, politicians would own glue factories" -Jeremiah Thompson Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, & Explosives should be the name of a convenience store, not a government agency. -->