A Royal Navy destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards England.
The captain gets on the outside loudspeaker system and shouts...
"Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"
One of the Muslims stands up and shouts,
"We are invading the UK!"
The crew of the destroyer fall over themselves laughing!!!
When the captain finally stops laughing, he gets back on the loudspeaker and asks ...
"Just the four of you?"
The Muslim stands up again and shouts .....
"No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
"The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government." - Thomas Paine