XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! - The Firearms Forum

jack404 · 10-07-2012, 03:48 AM

watch these first ( 2 mins max )

this is the before and the build http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ec1_1349590102

this is the launched site

http://www.xxxxisland.com.au/

a island dedicated to Beer

puts the Atheist folks in their place eh

Curtis R · 10-07-2012, 03:29 PM

thats great. hope the towelies dont try to take it over

woolleyworm · 10-07-2012, 03:39 PM

Where's the shooting range???? well, I suppose XXXX and firearms probably isn't a wise choice

They could have shelia's serving the XXXX and assisting on the golf course though !

hstout1143 · 10-07-2012, 06:48 PM

I like the size of those beer kegs.

cpttango30 · 10-07-2012, 06:57 PM

That's one of the dumbest things I have ever see.

jack404 · 10-07-2012, 07:12 PM

low testosterone eh ?

thats ok have a few beers and realise the aussies are a bit different

getting away fishing that part of the world with some mates ( no shiela's) is a good thing

and 50 groups of blokes get to enjoy it each year just by buying a box of beer and sending in the entry

i reckon thats a way better deal than advertising BS like drink this and the girlies will flock to you ( like some US beer being marketed here )

as if ..

JLA · 10-07-2012, 07:20 PM

Awesome Jack.

Appliancedude · 10-07-2012, 07:22 PM

Oh no Jack. We have AXE body spray for guys. And the girls just jump ya. Even makes nuns shed their habits.

jack404 · 10-07-2012, 07:28 PM

we had that one different name

sad to say i'm no metro sexual type

sunlight soap or home made does me but i do shower a couple times a day

skinning and scraping pelts stinks

solvol and scrubbing brush if i been working on the truck or similar

never needed anything else but then again i've never really had the girlies throw themselves at me

too late now i reckon

JLA · 10-07-2012, 07:32 PM

Thats ite Jack. i have found that women want the good lookin bad boys whil ethey are young and worthless to a man.. Then when they grow up a little and mature and become a useful companion they appreciate a hard working man regardless of looks..

When we were younger and Beck and I went out shed always get all the looks and comments. Now, 10 years later, the comments are mine as I hold down 2 jobs and help support a large family.

ozo · 10-07-2012, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpttango30

That's one of the dumbest things I have ever see.

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Hmmmmm.....

ozo · 10-07-2012, 07:37 PM

I'm in Jack.
Permanent residence ?
Are they hiring ? I'll work for free.

jack404 · 10-07-2012, 07:46 PM

different folks different strokes

up there they get these fish called Golden Trevally 30 kilos of explosives and scales and teeth getting one of these onto a beach is great fun , but does attract the sharks so getting them in in one piece is a real trick for the second and following fish

jack404 · 10-07-2012, 07:49 PM

do like we all do , by a case of XXXX send in the label with you and 3 mates names and if your chasen you go , and its all free ( I think you gotta be in Oz to play they state they'll fly you from anywhere in Oz)

they drop you off with supplies and a radio and leave you for a week ( but theres a medical station 6 islands over about 7 miles straight line ... got a hassle they'll come get ya and if needed fly you to hospital on the mainland )

and it happens every week and they've commited to 10 years so they should be able to get a few folks through the place

cycloneman · 10-07-2012, 08:01 PM

This kinda place is gona attract men that are wealthy, work hard and play hard.

We have an international tarpon rodeo in Grand Isle. Boats from all over the world show up and its a 4 day non stop party and everything and anything goes. Not uncommon to see totally nude women on the boats.

An Island like this will have to truck in women at least red light women or you will end up with a gay island. Thats just my thought.

I like the idea. I would move there and run the house of ill repute. I need a career change and lots of cold beer and good fishing just feet away.

jack404 · 10-07-2012, 08:29 PM

its 6 days ! ya sayin folks will go gay in 6 days ??

the power of the MSM eh ?

sheeeeesh

edit , i'm still laughing a lung up

jack404 · 10-07-2012, 08:34 PM

heres a camp run here every year

i've been a couple times and its a ball

good folks good company but its only a 3 day camp

men only ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yye21HEmm9k

flick aint that exciting , but hey , its still good living ..

cpttango30 · 10-07-2012, 08:39 PM

Dunno Just looks dumb to me. Then again I don't need to drink to prove i'm a man.

Low testosterone LOL that's funny. I just don't see the need to destroy wildlife habitat for another BAR for idiots to get drunk at.

jack404 · 10-07-2012, 09:02 PM

Tango i just posted the low testosterone version , and i attended , meant as a joke , sorry if it did not pass as such

before it was privately owned and rented out for parties

had been that way since 1890 something

some folks rent big boats in the USA and hit the sea for a week

here we have a couple thousand islands too small to live on in any real way

and it dont have to screw the environment

heck i'll wager theres more turtles there now than ever before ( but i cheat i read there where )

they dug up all the rocks on the beach so the turtle like it better to lay eggs and its a fact more eggs are hatching now than ever recorded

and in tutrle time they rope off sections of the beach ( all the PC enviro rules are met)

XXXX and our PC ways would never allow it

its inside a world heritage area and a national park

only reason they could was they had to fix all the existing hassles and put in special toilets etc

hogger129 · 10-07-2012, 09:04 PM

I thought it said XXX Island at first...

jedwil · 10-07-2012, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hogger129

I thought it said XXX Island at first...

Some of 'em are probably topless much of the time too.

JLA · 10-07-2012, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpttango30

Dunno Just looks dumb to me. Then again I don't need to drink to prove i'm a man.

Low testosterone LOL that's funny. I just don't see the need to destroy wildlife habitat for another BAR for idiots to get drunk at.

Its a dang good thing this isnt thepleasecpttangoforum.com.. Wed have failed miserably ifn it were.

Appliancedude · 10-08-2012, 12:47 AM

Do you guys have any idea how bad I want to smart off and say, "screw beer guys, lets go to walmart and take pics of ourselves with kids masks on our faces. Now that's fun. The hell with a private island to ourselves for a week with no honeydo list, and a bar. Hell no, kids masks yea!!!!!"

But no, I'm not gonna say that, you know why? Because I'm nice and considerate of others feelings.

jack404 · 10-08-2012, 01:10 AM

hey its ok what suits the average aussie male may not suit everyone ,

thats what beers for ..

up that way surface patrol free diving , set out to grab a couple nice kitten's ( rock lobsters but small ones about 2 lb avg that way ) or put in a trap along a mangrove section to get some mud crabs or maybe blue swimmers

cook him up to not quite don , crack him open ( drain him well not cooked juice is foul )

toss him in a wok with some onions garlic chilli and sesame oil

remove when done

toss in some greens and serve before the greens wilt

wrap ya spicy crab bits in ya greens and you have a rather decent and healthy feed

washed down with a couple ales , watch the sun set over ya float for calamari

yeah

i could see some folks having hassles with that ..

time2shoot · 10-08-2012, 05:10 AM

I'm not saying I like it! I'm not saying I don't!.....
Just saying I want to go....Even more know that Jack just made me HUNGRY!

10-07-2012, 03:48 AM	#1
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! watch these first ( 2 mins max ) this is the before and the build http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ec1_1349590102 this is the launched site http://www.xxxxisland.com.au/ a island dedicated to Beer puts the Atheist folks in their place eh -->

10-07-2012, 03:29 PM	#2
Curtis R V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: N.C. Posts: 289	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! thats great. hope the towelies dont try to take it over __________________

10-07-2012, 03:39 PM	#3
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,884	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! Where's the shooting range???? well, I suppose XXXX and firearms probably isn't a wise choice They could have shelia's serving the XXXX and assisting on the golf course though ! __________________ . What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? -- (on Sigourney Weaver's worry about Guns in Aliens) "Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands." "I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge Blue press." .

10-07-2012, 06:48 PM	#4
hstout1143 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: California Contributor Posts: 1,743	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! I like the size of those beer kegs. __________________ NRA Life Member Kids that hunt and fish don't mug old ladies. "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan "Deo Duce, Ferro Comitante", With God as my leader and my sword as my companion

10-07-2012, 06:57 PM	#5
cpttango30 Former Guest Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Stafford, VA Contributor Posts: 3,071	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! That's one of the dumbest things I have ever see.

10-07-2012, 07:12 PM	#6
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! low testosterone eh ? thats ok have a few beers and realise the aussies are a bit different getting away fishing that part of the world with some mates ( no shiela's) is a good thing and 50 groups of blokes get to enjoy it each year just by buying a box of beer and sending in the entry i reckon thats a way better deal than advertising BS like drink this and the girlies will flock to you ( like some US beer being marketed here ) as if .. Last edited by jack404; 10-07-2012 at 07:14 PM..

10-07-2012, 07:20 PM	#7
JLA TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Heart Of Texas Contributor Posts: 17,320	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! Awesome Jack. __________________ It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze. The latest caliber or gear is no substitute for experience and skill. Rifles and cartridges don't make hits -- shooters do. Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!

10-07-2012, 07:22 PM	#8
Appliancedude Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The true northern Cal Posts: 1,562	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! Oh no Jack. We have AXE body spray for guys. And the girls just jump ya. Even makes nuns shed their habits. __________________ It ain't broke it just lacks duct tape. The nice thing about opinions is everybody has one.

10-07-2012, 07:28 PM	#9
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! we had that one different name sad to say i'm no metro sexual type sunlight soap or home made does me but i do shower a couple times a day skinning and scraping pelts stinks solvol and scrubbing brush if i been working on the truck or similar never needed anything else but then again i've never really had the girlies throw themselves at me too late now i reckon

10-07-2012, 07:32 PM	#10
JLA TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Heart Of Texas Contributor Posts: 17,320	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! Thats ite Jack. i have found that women want the good lookin bad boys whil ethey are young and worthless to a man.. Then when they grow up a little and mature and become a useful companion they appreciate a hard working man regardless of looks.. When we were younger and Beck and I went out shed always get all the looks and comments. Now, 10 years later, the comments are mine as I hold down 2 jobs and help support a large family. __________________ It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze. The latest caliber or gear is no substitute for experience and skill. Rifles and cartridges don't make hits -- shooters do. Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!

10-07-2012, 07:37 PM	#12
ozo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 2,770	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! I'm in Jack. Permanent residence ? Are they hiring ? I'll work for free. __________________ http://www.nranews.com/#/nranews, "ozo. you're off your rocker sir." -johnlives4christ http://www.prisonplanet.com/ -America,Bless GOD-

10-07-2012, 07:46 PM	#13
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! different folks different strokes up there they get these fish called Golden Trevally 30 kilos of explosives and scales and teeth getting one of these onto a beach is great fun , but does attract the sharks so getting them in in one piece is a real trick for the second and following fish

10-07-2012, 07:49 PM	#14
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! do like we all do , by a case of XXXX send in the label with you and 3 mates names and if your chasen you go , and its all free ( I think you gotta be in Oz to play they state they'll fly you from anywhere in Oz) they drop you off with supplies and a radio and leave you for a week ( but theres a medical station 6 islands over about 7 miles straight line ... got a hassle they'll come get ya and if needed fly you to hospital on the mainland ) and it happens every week and they've commited to 10 years so they should be able to get a few folks through the place

10-07-2012, 08:01 PM	#15
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,407	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! This kinda place is gona attract men that are wealthy, work hard and play hard. We have an international tarpon rodeo in Grand Isle. Boats from all over the world show up and its a 4 day non stop party and everything and anything goes. Not uncommon to see totally nude women on the boats. An Island like this will have to truck in women at least red light women or you will end up with a gay island. Thats just my thought. I like the idea. I would move there and run the house of ill repute. I need a career change and lots of cold beer and good fishing just feet away. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

10-07-2012, 08:29 PM	#16
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! its 6 days ! ya sayin folks will go gay in 6 days ?? the power of the MSM eh ? sheeeeesh edit , i'm still laughing a lung up Last edited by jack404; 10-07-2012 at 08:31 PM..

10-07-2012, 08:34 PM	#17
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! heres a camp run here every year i've been a couple times and its a ball good folks good company but its only a 3 day camp men only .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yye21HEmm9k flick aint that exciting , but hey , its still good living ..

10-07-2012, 08:39 PM	#18
cpttango30 Former Guest Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Stafford, VA Contributor Posts: 3,071	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! Dunno Just looks dumb to me. Then again I don't need to drink to prove i'm a man. Low testosterone LOL that's funny. I just don't see the need to destroy wildlife habitat for another BAR for idiots to get drunk at.

10-07-2012, 09:02 PM	#19
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! Tango i just posted the low testosterone version , and i attended , meant as a joke , sorry if it did not pass as such before it was privately owned and rented out for parties had been that way since 1890 something some folks rent big boats in the USA and hit the sea for a week here we have a couple thousand islands too small to live on in any real way and it dont have to screw the environment heck i'll wager theres more turtles there now than ever before ( but i cheat i read there where ) they dug up all the rocks on the beach so the turtle like it better to lay eggs and its a fact more eggs are hatching now than ever recorded and in tutrle time they rope off sections of the beach ( all the PC enviro rules are met) XXXX and our PC ways would never allow it its inside a world heritage area and a national park only reason they could was they had to fix all the existing hassles and put in special toilets etc Last edited by jack404; 10-07-2012 at 09:06 PM..

10-07-2012, 09:04 PM	#20
hogger129 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 4,069	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! I thought it said XXX Island at first... __________________ Samuel Adams once said, "among the natural rights of the colonists are these: first, a right to life, secondly to liberty, thirdly to property; together with the right to defend them in the best manner they can."

10-08-2012, 12:47 AM	#23
Appliancedude Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The true northern Cal Posts: 1,562	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! Do you guys have any idea how bad I want to smart off and say, "screw beer guys, lets go to walmart and take pics of ourselves with kids masks on our faces. Now that's fun. The hell with a private island to ourselves for a week with no honeydo list, and a bar. Hell no, kids masks yea!!!!!" But no, I'm not gonna say that, you know why? Because I'm nice and considerate of others feelings. __________________ It ain't broke it just lacks duct tape. The nice thing about opinions is everybody has one.

10-08-2012, 01:10 AM	#24
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! hey its ok what suits the average aussie male may not suit everyone , thats what beers for .. up that way surface patrol free diving , set out to grab a couple nice kitten's ( rock lobsters but small ones about 2 lb avg that way ) or put in a trap along a mangrove section to get some mud crabs or maybe blue swimmers cook him up to not quite don , crack him open ( drain him well not cooked juice is foul ) toss him in a wok with some onions garlic chilli and sesame oil remove when done toss in some greens and serve before the greens wilt wrap ya spicy crab bits in ya greens and you have a rather decent and healthy feed washed down with a couple ales , watch the sun set over ya float for calamari yeah i could see some folks having hassles with that .. Last edited by jack404; 10-08-2012 at 01:12 AM..

10-08-2012, 05:10 AM	#25
time2shoot Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Brandon SD Contributor Posts: 2,601	Re: XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!! I'm not saying I like it! I'm not saying I don't!..... Just saying I want to go....Even more know that Jack just made me HUNGRY! __________________ I AM A VETERAN MY OATH OF ENLISTMENT HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE!