Three mischievous Grandmas were
sitting on a bench outside the nursing
home when an old Great Grandpa, Jim M, walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out,
'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'
Billy said, 'There is no way you can guess my age!
One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure
we can! Just drop your pants and
undershorts and we can tell your
Embarrassed, but anxious
to prove they couldn't do it,
Billy dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn
around a couple of times and then jump
up and down several times. Determined
to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they
all said in unison, 'You're 93 years
Standing with his pants down around
his ankles, Billy asked, 'How in
the world did you guess my age?'
Slapping their knees, high fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed.....
'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785