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09-30-2012, 09:42 PM
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When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
This is what happens.
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09-30-2012, 09:56 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
I don't have anything...........
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09-30-2012, 10:01 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
ha!
looks like a good time in the halloween isle....
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09-30-2012, 10:09 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
the sunglasses look cool but I'm a RayBan man myself
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09-30-2012, 10:39 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
I'm just glad he posted the last one. I been trying to make some sense out of his avatar for a while, now. Best I could figger was a rhinoceros mask.
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09-30-2012, 11:17 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
i like the one with the little mustache the best!
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10-01-2012, 01:21 AM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
And obviously unsupervised a lot. Where you also trying on shirts, or where these all different occasions?
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10-01-2012, 02:00 AM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
I don't believe I would have told that...
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10-01-2012, 04:59 AM
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10-01-2012, 05:00 AM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
I also like spelling out words in the letter isle in Micheals but many of them are not suitable for polite company.
I did spell out Remington 700 and Browning before. |
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10-01-2012, 05:07 AM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
I never find ANY cool stuff like that at our LOWE'S. Did U buy it or just wear it a while? BTW when we go shoping my 10 year old daughter will usually roll her eyes at me and say "Your in trouble when we get outside, I can't take you anywhere."
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10-01-2012, 06:33 AM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
My favorite is the StrongBad one! Or, at least, it kinda looks like it. LOL
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10-01-2012, 12:48 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
my oldest boy and I got busted for playing soccer in walmart. sporting goods is not far from the craft dept. where the wife can spend a ton of time.
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10-01-2012, 12:58 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
the pic with the sunglasses with mustache just about got my keyboard wet and a soda fountain thru the nose..
 my wife will no loner leave me unatended in a store. apparrently I have a tendency to walk off to either 1, the bathroom, 2, the dvd section, or 3 the automotive or 4 the sporting goods section. I can usually find 1 of the 4 in any store we go to. She says she will turn around and I am gone. We can be shopping and short of time and I wil voulenteer to run over to the other end of the store to get the single item we need there and meet her back at the register and she will decline.. er actually.. refuse... decline was too mild a word. To pay her back.. if we go out to eat, i make sure to wear one of my zombie tshirts. I have 4-5 of them that all say something like 'zombie survival team leader' 'zombie response team' etc.. we usually get sat int he back away from other customers... my wife blames that onthe zombie tshirts, the quickly grey-ing beard and the doo-rag |
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10-01-2012, 01:01 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
If ya can't have a little fun now, and then, why keep living?
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10-01-2012, 01:15 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
i just dont know what to say
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10-01-2012, 02:13 PM
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10-01-2012, 04:51 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
You would get along well with my wife.
She likes to go in the toy section during the holidays, and get all the toys that sing and dance going at once. She will push every button, and have tham all going. One year she started a bunch of them up in sequence so it came out like the Row, Row Row your boat song. Embarassed the XZx! out of me, so I had to move on.
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10-01-2012, 05:54 PM
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10-01-2012, 05:59 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
what a turkey
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10-01-2012, 07:12 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
Ill be looking for you on the Walmart, "they are among us pics" that find their way to facebook. lol
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10-01-2012, 09:26 PM
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10-02-2012, 04:54 AM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
Early Halloween Costume Brings Out San Mateo Bomb Squad. I wonder what this guys wife said?
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10-02-2012, 01:40 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
heyy ,, even big boys gotta have a bit of fun toooo.
why grow up,,, adults dont know how to have fun !!!! me and the kids (great grandkids now) allllways have tooo much fun !!!!! their parents get soooo embarrassed when i go to the store with them |
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10-02-2012, 02:03 PM
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Re: When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.
that's really funny
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