Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[johnnyehlers]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
The Late Show with David Letterman
And here we go…
#11 – (Bonus) A gun won’t max out your credit cards and empty your bank account.
#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 – If you admire a friend’s gun, and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women…..

#1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun!

[permafrost]

I hate Letterman, but that's pretty damn funny!(and accurate)

[Maine04657]

Your guns are not dangerous till you load them women are always dangerous.

[jack404]