A burglar had broken into a house and was looking around for the good stuff when he picked up a cd player and put it into his bag he herd out of the darkness "Jesus is watching you!"
Scared to death he turned off his flashlight and waited when he did not hear anything else he turned on the light and started to look for more loot.
When out of the darkness he herd "Jesus is watching you!"
Shining he light around the room he saw a parrot in a cage in the corner he asked "Did you say that"?
The parrot said "Hi my name is Moses"
The burglar replied "What fool would name a parrot Moses"?
The parrot replied.
"The same fool that named his rottweiler Jesus"