Old man wishes to see the President - The Firearms Forum

WHSmithIV · 10-15-2012, 03:48 PM

One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama"

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

therewolf · 10-15-2012, 04:18 PM

Now, we all know B.O. is done, and we all want to do the right thing.

So on Nov 7th, after your" racist defeat" in the polls, you need to go

to: The Chicago Unemployment Office

33 South State Street,

Chicago, Il. , 60603.

If you stop in after 9:00 AM, simply go to the back of the line at

the Information Desk, and someone will be available, to help you,

as soon as possible, sir...

BlackEagle · 10-15-2012, 04:18 PM

I can't wait to start hearing it.

25yretcoastie · 10-15-2012, 04:30 PM

We can't drop the ball now all of us have to do what ever we can to ensure he is not employed come Jan

m77user · 10-16-2012, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackEagle

I can't wait to start hearing it.

I for one will miss him. His immaculate wardrobe; his perfectly coiffed hair; his bright.....SOMEONE please slap me I'm having a nightmare.

terryu1 · 10-17-2012, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m77user

I for one will miss him. His immaculate wardrobe; his perfectly coiffed hair; his bright.....SOMEONE please slap me I'm having a nightmare.

... {cracks m77user one good one upside the head !!}

Carne Frio · 10-17-2012, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by therewolf

Now, we all know B.O. is done, and we all want to do the right thing.

So on Nov 7th, after your" racist defeat" in the polls, you need to go

to: The Chicago Unemployment Office

33 South State Street,

Chicago, Il. , 60603.

If you stop in after 9:00 AM, simply go to the back of the line at

the Information Desk, and someone will be available, to help you,

as soon as possible, sir...

Too bad that he would not qualify. We tax payers have
seen fit to provide him with a very large lifetime pension
and a paid for system of body guards. And I'll bet that
he continues to plague America with active participation
in politics. Still, it beats four more years.

nynomad · 10-17-2012, 02:00 PM

I like this one!

langenc · 10-17-2012, 10:02 PM

How much money are you putting on i??

What kind of odds is Vegas giving Obama??

10-15-2012, 03:48 PM	#1
WHSmithIV Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Moore, Idaho contributor Posts: 2,593	Old man wishes to see the President One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama" The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir." -->

10-15-2012, 04:18 PM	#2
therewolf V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: New Port Richey, Fl. Posts: 153	Re: Old man wishes to see the President Now, we all know B.O. is done, and we all want to do the right thing. So on Nov 7th, after your" racist defeat" in the polls, you need to go to: The Chicago Unemployment Office 33 South State Street, Chicago, Il. , 60603. If you stop in after 9:00 AM, simply go to the back of the line at the Information Desk, and someone will be available, to help you, as soon as possible, sir...

10-15-2012, 04:18 PM	#3
BlackEagle Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,154	Re: Old man wishes to see the President I can't wait to start hearing it.

10-15-2012, 04:30 PM	#4
25yretcoastie Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Fort Pierce Fl Posts: 556	Re: Old man wishes to see the President We can't drop the ball now all of us have to do what ever we can to ensure he is not employed come Jan

10-17-2012, 02:00 PM	#8
nynomad V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 377	Re: Old man wishes to see the President I like this one!

10-17-2012, 10:02 PM	#9
langenc V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Montmorency Co, MI Posts: 406	Re: Old man wishes to see the President How much money are you putting on i?? What kind of odds is Vegas giving Obama??