Yo - hey camel!
An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas, and once he's
seated he asks the cab driver to “turn off the radio because he must
not hear music as decreed by his religion, and in the time of the
prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music
of the infidel's and certainly no radio.”
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the
side, stops the cab and opens the back door.
The Arab asks him: “What are you doing, man?”
The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So
get out, stand on the curb and wait for a camel.”