Love, Lust or Marriage

Diamondback · 10-24-2012, 04:43 PM

How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

LOVE when intercourse is called making love
LUST all other times
MARRIAGE what's intercourse?

LOVE when you argue over how many children to have
LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot
MARRIAGE when you argue over money

LOVE when you share everything you own
LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything

LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax
MARRIAGE what's a climax?

LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex
MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts

LOVE when you write poems about your partner
LUST when all you write is your phone number
MARRIAGE when all you write are check's

LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
LUST when you couldn't give a rip
MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV

LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent

LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake

LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them
MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them

LOVE when nobody else matters
LUST when nobody else knows
MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows

LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
MARRIAGE when you never listen to music

LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about
LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about
MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought

LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST when you're only interested in one thing
MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score

targetacqmgt · 10-24-2012, 05:16 PM

Nah

Love and marriage is about
when you listen to music you BOTH enjoy and compromise to listen to HER stuff and finding out it is actually enjoyable IF you take the time to LISTEN

when you find things to do together by inviting her to try some of your favorite things and YOU try some of hers (eg cooking)

when you share in the "women's work" just to give her a regular break in routine

when you get each other to SMILE to help each other get thru the day

when you decide it is not YOUR money but OUR money- major purchases and small irregular purchase decisions are shared hopefully BEFORE they are made but if not possible explan WHY the quick buy was necessary.

when you take turns writing checks to appreciate just how much is needed to run your household

when you and your spouse pick together what to watch but have times where you each watch what you want-peprhaps when the other is doing chores?

when no matter how grey, wrinkled, or depondent you love her as the first time you saw her in her wedding dress or OUT of it with your daily actions toward her.

when you REALLY see her strengths and take advantage of them to get the family unit moving in a POSITIVE direction

Just saying

Appliancedude · 10-26-2012, 09:47 AM

The last one should read

LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST when you're only interested in one thing
MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your TRAP score

Hawg · 10-27-2012, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by targetacqmgt

Nah

Love and marriage is about
when you listen to music you BOTH enjoy and compromise to listen to HER stuff and finding out it is actually enjoyable IF you take the time to LISTEN

when you find things to do together by inviting her to try some of your favorite things and YOU try some of hers (eg cooking)

when you share in the "women's work" just to give her a regular break in routine

when you get each other to SMILE to help each other get thru the day

when you decide it is not YOUR money but OUR money- major purchases and small irregular purchase decisions are shared hopefully BEFORE they are made but if not possible explan WHY the quick buy was necessary.

when you take turns writing checks to appreciate just how much is needed to run your household

when you and your spouse pick together what to watch but have times where you each watch what you want-peprhaps when the other is doing chores?

when no matter how grey, wrinkled, or depondent you love her as the first time you saw her in her wedding dress or OUT of it with your daily actions toward her.

when you REALLY see her strengths and take advantage of them to get the family unit moving in a POSITIVE direction

Just saying

Now ya done went and messed up a good joke.

10-24-2012, 04:43 PM	#1
Diamondback Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Silver City, Oklahoma Posts: 659	Love, Lust or Marriage How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage? LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care LOVE when intercourse is called making love LUST all other times MARRIAGE what's intercourse? LOVE when you argue over how many children to have LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot MARRIAGE when you argue over money LOVE when you share everything you own LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax MARRIAGE what's a climax? LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi" LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts LOVE when you write poems about your partner LUST when all you write is your phone number MARRIAGE when all you write are check's LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings LUST when you couldn't give a rip MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling" LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?" MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them LOVE when nobody else matters LUST when nobody else knows MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap MARRIAGE when you never listen to music LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does LUST when you're only interested in one thing MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score -->

10-24-2012, 05:16 PM	#2
targetacqmgt Registered User Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 494	Re: Love, Lust or Marriage Nah Love and marriage is about when you listen to music you BOTH enjoy and compromise to listen to HER stuff and finding out it is actually enjoyable IF you take the time to LISTEN when you find things to do together by inviting her to try some of your favorite things and YOU try some of hers (eg cooking) when you share in the "women's work" just to give her a regular break in routine when you get each other to SMILE to help each other get thru the day when you decide it is not YOUR money but OUR money- major purchases and small irregular purchase decisions are shared hopefully BEFORE they are made but if not possible explan WHY the quick buy was necessary. when you take turns writing checks to appreciate just how much is needed to run your household when you and your spouse pick together what to watch but have times where you each watch what you want-peprhaps when the other is doing chores? when no matter how grey, wrinkled, or depondent you love her as the first time you saw her in her wedding dress or OUT of it with your daily actions toward her. when you REALLY see her strengths and take advantage of them to get the family unit moving in a POSITIVE direction Just saying

10-26-2012, 09:47 AM	#3
Appliancedude Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The true northern Cal Posts: 1,562	Re: Love, Lust or Marriage The last one should read LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does LUST when you're only interested in one thing MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your TRAP score __________________ It ain't broke it just lacks duct tape. The nice thing about opinions is everybody has one.