Pulp Fiction saves coffee shop - The Firearms Forum

Sig Willy · 11-06-2012, 06:28 PM

http://superofficialnews.com/local-m...-pulp-fiction/

Jonestown, AZ.— A local man is a hero today after he single-handedly stopped a couple who were attempting to rob a coffee shop. His quick thinking saved the day according to restaurant manager Ted Barkins. “He just started quoting movie lines from Pulp Fiction.

B27 · 11-06-2012, 07:03 PM

That biblical "guote" that the Samuel L Jackson character keeps using is made up.

I got curious and hauled out the King James.

But I do love a tasty burger!

JUNKKING · 11-07-2012, 09:39 AM

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of all men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

JUNKKING · 11-07-2012, 09:41 AM

I myself always thought that would be some cool s&%t to say to someone just before you had to pop a cap in them.

Alpo · 11-07-2012, 11:33 AM

Look at the bottom of that page.

>Disclaimer: Lulz killing of any kind will not be tolerated. If you are being a buzzkill, your comment can be altered or deleted. This entire site is pretty much just a resume containing a collection of my writings and such for the off chance that someone like The Onion ever happens to stop by. Until then just remember, if it’s on the internet it must be true.<

Made-up story.

11-06-2012, 06:28 PM	#1
Sig Willy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 565	Pulp Fiction saves coffee shop http://superofficialnews.com/local-m...-pulp-fiction/ Jonestown, AZ.— A local man is a hero today after he single-handedly stopped a couple who were attempting to rob a coffee shop. His quick thinking saved the day according to restaurant manager Ted Barkins. “He just started quoting movie lines from Pulp Fiction. __________________ _________________________ Be alert! We need more lerts! -->

11-06-2012, 07:03 PM	#2
B27 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 415	Re: Pulp Fiction saves coffee shop That biblical "guote" that the Samuel L Jackson character keeps using is made up. I got curious and hauled out the King James. But I do love a tasty burger! __________________ "Do not stand beside the road and argue with a fool...lest others in passing take you also for a fool."

11-07-2012, 09:39 AM	#3
JUNKKING Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Just East of Pittsburgh PA Contributor Posts: 1,778	Re: Pulp Fiction saves coffee shop The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of all men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you! __________________ Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again!

11-07-2012, 09:41 AM	#4
JUNKKING Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Just East of Pittsburgh PA Contributor Posts: 1,778	Re: Pulp Fiction saves coffee shop I myself always thought that would be some cool s&%t to say to someone just before you had to pop a cap in them. __________________ Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again!

11-07-2012, 11:33 AM	#5
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,662	Re: Pulp Fiction saves coffee shop Look at the bottom of that page. >Disclaimer: Lulz killing of any kind will not be tolerated. If you are being a buzzkill, your comment can be altered or deleted. This entire site is pretty much just a resume containing a collection of my writings and such for the off chance that someone like The Onion ever happens to stop by. Until then just remember, if it’s on the internet it must be true.< Made-up story. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.