Life before computers
Memory was something that you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider's home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy..........
Well, you just hoped nobody found out.