A JOKE FOR THE SEABEES.....
A former Marine walks into a bar and says "Everyone quiet, I'm going to tell a joke about the Seabees"
A guy walks up to him and says " Mister I am 5' 10" and wiegh 185 and I was a Seabee, This guy on my right is 6' 2" and 245 and he was a Seabee, and the Bad-Ass dude on my left is 6' 6" and goes 300lbs, now are you sure you want to tell that joke in here."
"Hell no", said the joke teller "not if I have to explain it 3 times"! Chief