And who doesn't realize that through the misspelling of a word can come a terrible misunderstanding that can led to a heated argument that can led to violence and even......
Yup, pencils... bad. Better confiscate all of them and make this a safer world in which to live and prosper.
Don't even get me going! All right, I'll get going anyways. The most commonly used deadly object in existence! Would there, could there, be any fatal, drunken automobile accidents without them? Heck no! Why for that matter there doesn't even have to be any alcohol involved for these viscous, unpredictable, monstrous things to wreck havoc, causing death and destruction every single day of our lives. Round'em up, cut'em up, crush'em! Get rid of these tools of the devil!
Oh well, we all know that you could take all eating utensils away from Rosie and you still couldn't stop her from eating with her hands so I'm somewhat stumped on that one...