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12 days of 76Highboy
On the first day, 76Highboy had to go to the county jail to get a copy of his mugshot from when he got arrested for Drunk and Disorderly in a Dinosaur Costume.
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11-26-2012, 11:03 PM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the second day, 76Highboy had to go to K-Mart
to get new underwear......"I get my underwear at K-mart, yeah, at K-mart, I get my underwear at K-mart" [He had a stressful time at the county jail.....] And, of course, I was not making any reference to a well known movie.... 
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11-27-2012, 10:35 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the third day, 76Highboy returned to K-Mart to purchase 3 boxes of Crayons so he could map out his plans of forum domination. Unfortunately, he had to return later in the day because his wife made him get the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser he forgot to purchase the first time. He then spent the rest of the day scrubbing the walls he where he had so studiously spent hours planning his revenge. The only part he was allowed to keep was his password to the forum, written right above his monitor.
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11-28-2012, 12:15 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the 4th Day he was supposed to pick out something nice for himself from the Victoria Secret catalog, but Mrs. Highboy forgot about the steel plate in his head and used the microwave while he was in the kitchen, causing him to piss his pants and forget who he was for half an hour.
(Hey, these movie references are fun!)
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United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE 
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11-28-2012, 05:53 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the 5th day, he went to Meryl Norman for a new color of fingernail polish. He has all of the pink already.LOL
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11-28-2012, 05:54 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
I am rolling on the floor laughing my butt off!
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11-28-2012, 10:09 AM
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11-28-2012, 10:30 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
on the 6th day of christmas Highboy sent sixxxxxxxxxx dancing dots
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11-28-2012, 10:33 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the 7th day, he shaved his legs and pits so he would look good in that new dress
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the eighth day, 76Highboy and his eight pink pumpkin reindeer were spotted by a bunch of new hunters after getting stuck in a snow bank towing his Ford. Pieces of gourds were flying everywhere, and he was heard to exclaim, "The pumpkinanity!"
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11-28-2012, 07:18 PM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
What the? NORAHC!!!
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11-28-2012, 07:31 PM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
ok ill play
on the ninth day highboy ate 9 gallons of thin mint ice cream, and sat on the toilet all the next day
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11-29-2012, 02:32 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the 10th day he was up on a ladder installing 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights, when he accidentally stapled his shirt sleeve to the fascia board. In his struggle to get free, the ladder fell leaving him hanging from the gutter. The gutter tore loose, sending an icicle through the neighbors window, smashing their stereo and dumping Highboy into the evergreen bushes below. As far as anyone knows, he's still there.
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United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE
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11-29-2012, 02:38 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
Y'all realize there's at least 27 days til Christmas...
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United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE
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11-29-2012, 05:39 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
Jim, there are a lot of people who have read about you and your proclivities. And, I might add, they won't soon forget them. Not when it makes for a great belly laugh!
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11-29-2012, 07:30 AM
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
Proclivities? He doesn't even know how to spell it let alone know what it means!
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the eleventh day, 76Highboy got his eleven cents in royalties from M.J. Shady Inc. for his works. Alas, he was also served with eleven Cease and Desist orders from the producers of Saturday Night Live for his besmirching the good name of Mr. Bill.
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the twelfth day, 76Highboy returned to K-Mart again to purchase 12 pairs of pink union suits. He figured that would be enough to last him all year. While there he purchased a set of stickers of each month's name. He studiously applied one sticker to each pink union suit, so he would always know what month it was by dropping his pants.
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the 13th day of Christmas I bought a new Springfield XD 45 acp, because it came with 2 mags, and each mag held 13 rounds.
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Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
If you won't caption it I will.
Highboy you don't get to play the days of highboy, so your's doesn't count  On the 13th day of Highboy, he decided he didn't like using the mirror to check for nose hairs and decided to use his web cam and post it on the internet for all to see just to make sure he didn't miss any. And he missed some 
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