Holy Email - The Firearms Forum

montezumaz · 11-29-2012, 06:47 PM

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on ...
So He called His angels and sent one to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good ...'
God was not pleased.
So He decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the email said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

Popeye · 11-29-2012, 06:50 PM

jlloyd73 · 11-29-2012, 06:51 PM

soundguy · 11-29-2012, 06:56 PM

too funny.. I'm emailing this to my buddy!

steve666 · 11-30-2012, 07:24 AM

Just look at my name, you know I didn't get one!!!

ampaterry · 11-30-2012, 08:03 AM

It is the only E-mail I have ever received with 3D smilies in it -

Very nice!

11-29-2012, 06:47 PM	#1
montezumaz Former Guest Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central AZ (Yavapai County) Posts: 653	Holy Email One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on ... So He called His angels and sent one to Earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time. When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good ...' God was not pleased. So He decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the email said? Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either. -->

11-29-2012, 06:50 PM	#2
Popeye V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sacramento area, CA Posts: 319	Re: Holy Email Heh __________________ We, as a nation, have become fatified, lazified and stupefied.

11-29-2012, 06:51 PM	#3
jlloyd73 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Contributor Posts: 1,932	Re: Holy Email LOL __________________ --------------------------------------------------- The only thing better than good family is good friends. J and D Lloyd Get ready...it's getting "real" and really fast!

11-29-2012, 06:56 PM	#4
soundguy Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: florida Contributor Posts: 4,453	Re: Holy Email too funny.. I'm emailing this to my buddy!

11-30-2012, 07:24 AM	#5
steve666 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 231	Re: Holy Email Just look at my name, you know I didn't get one!!! __________________ An armed society is a polite society.

11-30-2012, 08:03 AM	#6
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,287	Re: Holy Email It is the only E-mail I have ever received with 3D smilies in it - Very nice! __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder