Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... - The Firearms Forum

JohnHenry · 11-27-2012, 07:15 PM

I was sitting at a long red light yesterday, minding my own business,
patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming
traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-
American
slogans, with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the trunk of their
car and a "Get out of Afghanistan" slogan spray painted on the side, was
stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the
light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler semi trailer laden with house
bricks came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their
car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could
have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

jedwil · 11-27-2012, 07:25 PM

LOL...

lonewolf204 · 11-27-2012, 07:35 PM

Sounds like a good plan!

twobit · 11-27-2012, 07:40 PM

Sitting at a red light in Scottsdale.....
Is that like Standing on a corner in Winslow?

Dog Soldier · 11-27-2012, 09:17 PM

No it would be more like setting at a light on Andy Devine Blvd. In Kingman.

hstout1143 · 11-27-2012, 11:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

elkslayer4x5 · 11-28-2012, 10:08 AM

flboots · 11-28-2012, 03:18 PM

That was good JohnHenry.

Old Grump · 11-28-2012, 08:26 PM

Do they need more drivers?

nynomad · 11-29-2012, 08:51 AM

Now that cracked me up!!!!

streetbob · 11-30-2012, 11:25 PM

That was great!!!

11-27-2012, 07:15 PM	#1
JohnHenry Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Livingston county, Michigan Posts: 1,218	Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... I was sitting at a long red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti- American slogans, with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Get out of Afghanistan" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler semi trailer laden with house bricks came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver. __________________ Freedom .... Is Never Free ! We need Term Limits .... Send the "Professional Politicians" home . -->

11-27-2012, 07:25 PM	#2
jedwil Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Hill Country Contributor Posts: 1,922	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... LOL... __________________ "Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." -- John F. Kennedy

11-27-2012, 07:35 PM	#3
lonewolf204 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Oklahoma Contributor Posts: 790	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... Sounds like a good plan! __________________ Fear is only a word in the mind of the weak!

11-27-2012, 07:40 PM	#4
twobit V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: TEXAS! Posts: 357	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... Sitting at a red light in Scottsdale..... Is that like Standing on a corner in Winslow?

11-27-2012, 09:17 PM	#5
Dog Soldier V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Great Desert Posts: 154	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... No it would be more like setting at a light on Andy Devine Blvd. In Kingman.

11-27-2012, 11:22 PM	#6
hstout1143 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: California Contributor Posts: 1,738	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! __________________ NRA Life Member Kids that hunt and fish don't mug old ladies. "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan "Deo Duce, Ferro Comitante", With God as my leader and my sword as my companion

11-28-2012, 10:08 AM	#7
elkslayer4x5 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Lane County, Oregon Posts: 61	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... __________________ skin that one out, and I'll get ya another

11-28-2012, 03:18 PM	#8
flboots V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Northeast Florida Posts: 353	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... That was good JohnHenry.

11-28-2012, 08:26 PM	#9
Old Grump Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin Posts: 2,289	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... Do they need more drivers? __________________ "When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil."~~- Thomas Jefferson Roman Catholic, Life Member of American Legion, VFW, Wisconsin Libertarian party, Wi-FORCE, WGO, NRA, JPFO, GOA, SAFand CCRKBA

11-29-2012, 08:51 AM	#10
nynomad V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 377	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... Now that cracked me up!!!!

11-30-2012, 11:25 PM	#11
streetbob V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Gulf Coast, Texas Posts: 214	Re: Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ...... That was great!!!