Your First Christmas Joke ...... - The Firearms Forum

JohnHenry · 12-02-2012, 06:02 AM

First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......

flintlock · 12-02-2012, 07:03 AM

You can always tell the Irish. You just can't tell them much! Good joke!

Buckshot · 12-03-2012, 02:17 AM

Ba-dump-bump.

terryu1 · 12-03-2012, 07:09 AM

Twelve in a row .. every other one a Maserati LOL Good one for the season.

12-02-2012, 06:02 AM	#1
JohnHenry Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Livingston county, Michigan Posts: 1,222	Your First Christmas Joke ...... First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.' And So The Christmas Season Begins...... __________________ Freedom .... Is Never Free ! We need Term Limits .... Send the "Professional Politicians" home . -->

12-02-2012, 07:03 AM	#2
flintlock Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Upstate NY Contributor Posts: 898	Re: Your First Christmas Joke ...... You can always tell the Irish. You just can't tell them much! Good joke!

12-03-2012, 02:17 AM	#3
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 884	Re: Your First Christmas Joke ...... Ba-dump-bump. __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE

12-03-2012, 07:09 AM	#4
terryu1 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NE Pennsylvania Contributor Posts: 1,249	Re: Your First Christmas Joke ...... Twelve in a row .. every other one a Maserati LOL Good one for the season. __________________ ARMED INFIDEL