Horse or Chicken - The Firearms Forum

Diamondback · 12-03-2012, 08:02 AM

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

Popeye · 12-03-2012, 11:32 PM

68c15 · 12-04-2012, 09:59 PM

might tasty chicken too I might add. LOL

12-03-2012, 08:02 AM	#1
Diamondback Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Silver City, Oklahoma Posts: 660	Horse or Chicken A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer. -->

12-03-2012, 11:32 PM	#2
Popeye V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sacramento area, CA Posts: 319	Re: Horse or Chicken Heh! __________________ We, as a nation, have become fatified, lazified and stupefied.

12-04-2012, 09:59 PM	#3
68c15 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,060	Re: Horse or Chicken might tasty chicken too I might add. LOL __________________ I'll go defenseless when our leaders do the same