My Garmin - The Firearms Forum

montezumaz · 12-03-2012, 03:31 PM

I have a little Garmin
It sits there in my car
A Garmin is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are.

I have a little Garmin
I've had it most my life
It’s better than the normal ones
My Garmin is my wife.

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour," it says
"You're doing thirty-five."

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene.

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice.

It fills me up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the durn thing off!

dons2346 · 12-03-2012, 05:28 PM

Good one. I'd read it to the wife but..............

Munch · 12-03-2012, 06:54 PM

Thats great, had me laughing after a rough day. Thanks!!

savage170 · 12-04-2012, 12:38 AM

68c15 · 12-04-2012, 09:57 PM

I think I turned mine off. how do you turn it on again?

12-03-2012, 03:31 PM	#1
montezumaz Former Guest Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central AZ (Yavapai County) Posts: 653	My Garmin I have a little Garmin It sits there in my car A Garmin is a driver's friend It tells you where you are. I have a little Garmin I've had it most my life It’s better than the normal ones My Garmin is my wife. It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour," it says "You're doing thirty-five." It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake. It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene. It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice. It fills me up with counseling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantages And my tendency to scoff, I do wish that once in a while I could turn the durn thing off! -->

12-03-2012, 05:28 PM	#2
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	Re: My Garmin Good one. I'd read it to the wife but.............. __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785

12-03-2012, 06:54 PM	#3
Munch V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Puyallup, WA. Posts: 317	Re: My Garmin Thats great, had me laughing after a rough day. Thanks!!

12-04-2012, 12:38 AM	#4
savage170 V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: FL Posts: 385	Re: My Garmin

12-04-2012, 09:57 PM	#5
68c15 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,052	Re: My Garmin I think I turned mine off. how do you turn it on again? __________________ I'll go defenseless when our leaders do the same