Sumwear west a da Pecos........

[ibtrukn]

> There once was an Indian whose given name was
>"Onestone", so named
> >because he had only one testicle.
> >
> >He hated that name and asked everyone to not
>to call him Onestone!
> >
> >After years and years of torment, Onestone
>finally cracked and said,
> >"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill
>them!"
> >
> >The word got around and nobody called him that
>any more. Then one day a
> >young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said,
>"Good morning, Onestone..."
> >
> >He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep
>into the forest where he
> >made love to her all day and all night. He
>made love to her all the next
> >day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
> >
> >The word got around that Onestone meant
>serious business.
> >
> >Years went by and no one dared call him by his
>given name until a woman
> >named Yellow Bird returned to the village
>after being away for many years.
> >Yell ow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
>overjoyed when she saw
> >Onestone.
> >
> >She hugged him and said, "Good to see you,
>Onestone..."
> >
> >Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the
>forest, then he screwed her
> >all day, screwed her all night, screwed her
>all the next day, screwed
> >her all the next night...but, Yellow Bird
>wouldn't die!!!!
> >
> >What is the moral of this story???
> >
> >
> > Come on..........take a guess!
> >
> >
> >
> > Think about it................
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Okay, okay, scroll down.......
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You're going to love this!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Here it comes............................
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > And the moral is........................
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You can't kill two birds with one stone!
> >>
> >
>
>
>

[Marlin]

MAL!!!!!!!!!! C'est trés. trés MAL, ib.