EVER NOTICED? - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 01-29-2004, 04:17 AM

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
> "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
> whatever comes out?"
>
> 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
> there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
> it's butt."
>
> 3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
> toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
> would eat?
>
> 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> 5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
> a song about him?
>
> 6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
> lane?
>
> 7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
> out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> 8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
> the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
> where the bathroom is?
>
> 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
> get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
>
> 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
> all fours? They're both dogs!
>
> 11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
> Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
> 12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> 13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
> made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
> 14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
> come from morons?
>
> 15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by
> a mouse?
>
> 16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
> Little Star have the same tune?
>
> 17. Stop singing and read on ......
>
> 18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
> Soup?
>
> 19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
> the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in
> your butt?
>
> 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
> car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
>
> 21. Does pushing the elevator button more than once
> make it arrive faster?
>
> 22. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail
> address in the first place?

tuckerd1 · 01-29-2004, 02:05 PM

Very interesting Chief.

It is amazing sometimes when you think of who did it first and why? The chicken and the egg is a great example!!

Marlin · 01-29-2004, 02:56 PM

That reminded me of the age old question and ensuing argument about when tree falls in an empty forest, does it make noise?

Of course, it does. The question of whether or not a receptor for sound is present in any form is immaterial!!

Hope 69/70 · 01-29-2004, 10:27 PM

Good One Chief!

Hope

01-29-2004, 04:17 AM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,267	EVER NOTICED? 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, > "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink > whatever comes out?" > > 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken > there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta > it's butt." > > 3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the > toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being > would eat? > > 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > > 5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there > a song about him? > > 6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool > lane? > > 7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio > out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > 8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for > the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask > where the bathroom is? > > 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you > get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? > > 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on > all fours? They're both dogs! > > 11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that > Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? > > 12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? > > 13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is > made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? > > 14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality > come from morons? > > 15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by > a mouse? > > 16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle > Little Star have the same tune? > > 17. Stop singing and read on ...... > > 18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet > Soup? > > 19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside > the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in > your butt? > > 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's > face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a > car ride, he sticks his head out the window? > > 21. Does pushing the elevator button more than once > make it arrive faster? > > 22. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail > address in the first place? __________________ -->

01-29-2004, 02:56 PM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	That reminded me of the age old question and ensuing argument about when tree falls in an empty forest, does it make noise? Of course, it does. The question of whether or not a receptor for sound is present in any form is immaterial!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

01-29-2004, 10:27 PM	#4
Hope 69/70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 2,549	Good One Chief! Hope __________________ WAC - HQ. USARV / G1, Long Binh - Feb 69 - Feb 70

01-29-2004, 02:05 PM	#2
tuckerd1 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Paint Rock Valley, Alabama Posts: 3,147	Very interesting Chief. It is amazing sometimes when you think of who did it first and why? The chicken and the egg is a great example!!