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A Survivors Story......Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder is not a good subsititute for
Regular Gold Bond Medicated Powder.......WhOaH !!!!!
Whew....DOG !!!!! That foot powder belongs on the feet, and NOWHERE ELSE !!!!!!! I'm here to tell ya.......  mike
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02-19-2004, 10:50 PM
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I'm not even gonna ask ........
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02-19-2004, 10:54 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! !
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02-20-2004, 08:30 PM
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Yep.....was awfully glad I had compressed air available to me at that exact moment........
tryin to jump in the shower real quick only makes it worse!!!!!! mike
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02-21-2004, 05:17 AM
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Did it work? (Being foot powder, did it make it a foot?)
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02-21-2004, 05:46 AM
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I used to work with this black guy ,one day he pulled a stomach muscle ,he asked if anyone had some ben-gay ,I said sure do out in my truck ,{now I don’t know what the summer heat does to it ,but it changes the ben-gay ,makes it more concentrated }
I warned him not to go to low with it ,or not to put on to much , a hour or two later he got to working up a sweat ,and the look on his face was so funny ,he put it on pretty heavy ,and it dripped its way down his pants ,and set him on fire |
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02-21-2004, 08:51 AM
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Dont feel too bad Mike, we've all had the bright idea of spraying cologne in experimental places before that 'big date' once. ONCE! ~Crp
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02-21-2004, 09:51 AM
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Well, if a little Gold Bond in the wrong location sets you off so......you don't even want to THINK about horse linament.
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02-21-2004, 11:11 AM
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If GB foot powder makes it a foot, think what horse linament would do.
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02-21-2004, 11:33 AM
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I guess that WAS the next logical step in this particular thread. |
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02-21-2004, 01:38 PM
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High Oh Silver!!!!
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02-21-2004, 01:52 PM
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but that "ben-gay" stuff probably made good ol Gpostals black friend a foot and thensome? oooh.....just know i'm gonna get in trouble for saying things like this one of these days.....  ps.....You got ben-GAY in your truck Gpostal? would'nt have anything to do with that texas chili would it?
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02-21-2004, 01:54 PM
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ITS A GOLD MINE !!!!!!!!!! hehehe mike
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02-21-2004, 02:59 PM
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Next time, try some DESENEX...
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02-21-2004, 03:31 PM
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...too funny glocknut!...
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02-22-2004, 08:41 AM
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Vick's Vapo-Rub takes the cake!!!!
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02-22-2004, 04:36 PM
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Mike,
You must be using too much. I use that suff for jock itch and chafing all the time. I'll agree that the first time can be a wake up call. It can be a shock to the "tenders". berto
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02-22-2004, 10:12 PM
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02-23-2004, 04:02 PM
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Better be careful ....
putting it down there! If it gets on the testicles they can swell up til your half nuts!!
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02-23-2004, 10:34 PM
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Re: Better be careful ....
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That reminds me of a story..... A coworker of mine worked construction with this guy in Kansas City, Missouri... This guy was a reall tough character...was'nt phased by pain at all.... So, one day he was working several floors up on this building frame and lost his balance and fell down into an area that had alot of rebar sticking up....and he wound up running one of the rebars throug his sack.... Well.....they called 911, but he did'nt want to wait for that....so he just poped out his trusty pocket knife and cut himself off of the rebar...which by the way..I think was "1 bar"....1" thick.....HEY...that ain't as bad as a 2x4...hehehe Anyway, they offered to drive him to the hospital, he refused...drove himself to the hospital....supposedly picking up a hitchiker along the way....gets sewed up and goes home for the day.... After he gets home, he swells to the size of a grapefruit, which is what the doctors said would happen.. 2 days later he comes back to work in jeans ready to go back to work in spite of his swoolen state because.....in his words..... MY OLD LADY JUST WOULD'NT LEAVE ME ALONE !!!! MIKE
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