Ma and Pa... - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 06-16-2004, 08:45 AM

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.
Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma!
There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells
back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"

Marlin · 06-16-2004, 09:28 AM

Damn, GF.

That's BBBBBAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!

C'est trés MMMMMAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Gunfyter · 06-16-2004, 09:35 AM

Oh yeah, but IT'S FUNNY TOO.

Marlin · 06-16-2004, 09:37 AM

Agreed.

Very funny!!!!!!!!!!

pickenup · 06-16-2004, 11:54 AM

Ouch......good un.

358 winchester · 06-16-2004, 08:37 PM

Gunfyter
I still have tears in my eyes and I have sent this one to all my friends. best I have heard this year

Thanks
Ron

dcon12 · 06-17-2004, 06:59 PM

You must learn by doin. Don

06-16-2004, 08:45 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Ma and Pa... Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out. Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!" __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

06-16-2004, 09:28 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Damn, GF. That's BBBBBAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!! C'est trés MMMMMAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

06-16-2004, 09:35 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Bad????? Oh yeah, but IT'S FUNNY TOO. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

06-16-2004, 09:37 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Agreed. Very funny!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

06-16-2004, 11:54 AM	#5
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Ouch......good un. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

06-16-2004, 08:37 PM	#6
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Gunfyter I still have tears in my eyes and I have sent this one to all my friends. best I have heard this year Thanks Ron __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

06-17-2004, 06:59 PM	#7
dcon12 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Albany, Ga. Posts: 1,128	You must learn by doin. Don __________________ "I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth-just to see if all those girls were telling me the truth."