the kite

sluggermn · 06-23-2004, 08:41 PM

A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son.

Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down.

This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, "You need more tail."

The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I'll never understand your mother.

I told her yesterday I needed more tail and she told me to go fly a kite."

pickenup · 06-24-2004, 12:06 AM

Understand mom? No way.

IShootBack · 06-25-2004, 06:14 PM

I just don't understand women

ISB

06-23-2004, 08:41 PM	#1
sluggermn V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: nw minnesota Posts: 467	the kite A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, "You need more tail." The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I'll never understand your mother. I told her yesterday I needed more tail and she told me to go fly a kite." -->

06-24-2004, 12:06 AM	#2
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Understand mom? No way. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

06-25-2004, 06:14 PM	#3
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	I just don't understand women ISB __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3 Last edited by IShootBack; 01-19-2013 at 06:42 AM..