FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
|06-25-2004, 02:56 PM||#1|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Cut and pasted, but still worth reading...
Well, now that Bill Clinton has written his memoir "My Life,"
A problem will exist when it is made into a movie / video.
You go into your local video store:
THE PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?
"Titanic" or "My Life" The Bill Clinton Movie
TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99
TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their
forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist
TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill
TITANIC VIDEO: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica is forced to return her gifts
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing