I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite - The Firearms Forum

Remington597 · 07-27-2004, 08:09 PM

I was making myself a nice Genoa salami sandwich and almost started to eat it in front of the laptop and then the Behemoth Chap of Quiddick Bolshevik starts ranting about King George and Lack of American Vision , and some other incoherent nonsense, I heard something to the effect of "and there better be a taxi waiting at 5:00am when I am done at the bar, we're not having another ChapofQuiddick". I thought of Glocknut saying. "It makes me wanna blow chunks". Now I need a few minutes before I can go and eat my sandwich. The drunkard ruined the moment for me. I was about to bite into it.

glocknut · 07-27-2004, 08:16 PM

Same here. I can just feel the parasites in my stomach churn about... when ol teddy kennedy starts to talk.....

mike
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Remington597 · 07-27-2004, 08:25 PM

Every bar owner within a three block radius is already drooling and filling out their bank deposit slip for the next business day.
I can here them saying:
" Get the extra cases of Stoli out of the back fridge, ole Ted is coming tonight, and you know how excited he gets after Bush bashing"

22WRF · 07-27-2004, 08:33 PM

If you would have put a Aquarium in front of your tv and put a little 69 Oldsmobile in it you could have had a true picture of Teddy

Remington597 · 07-27-2004, 08:46 PM

22WRF:
Thats a powerful visual.

Marlin · 07-27-2004, 08:48 PM

It would give me a heart attack in any form, that's why I won't turn it on. SoMo doesn't really need to be a widow.

Remington597 · 07-27-2004, 09:00 PM

I was performing important recon on the enemy and taking notes for the next Birch Society meeting. We will then compare our notes and see how the CFR media reports it and what kind of spin it puts on it.
The research is critical. All the wires and AP, Reuters, etc, are now placing their spin on it. Its fascinating. They are literally acting as Kerry's political ads.

LIKTOSHOOT · 07-27-2004, 09:48 PM

Positive proof that Americans have limited mental capability...........

LTS

TRAP55 · 07-27-2004, 11:36 PM

Didja hear Boston pimps had to import more hookers for the Democratic con-vention? No surprise I guess. Hope they all know how to swim!

joeaf1911a1 · 07-30-2004, 03:10 PM

Oh yes, "we will cross that bridge when we get to it". (or at least I will).

danurve · 08-05-2004, 12:48 PM

22WRF; you mean like this?

07-27-2004, 08:09 PM	#1
Remington597 Former Guest Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,201	I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite I was making myself a nice Genoa salami sandwich and almost started to eat it in front of the laptop and then the Behemoth Chap of Quiddick Bolshevik starts ranting about King George and Lack of American Vision , and some other incoherent nonsense, I heard something to the effect of "and there better be a taxi waiting at 5:00am when I am done at the bar, we're not having another ChapofQuiddick". I thought of Glocknut saying. "It makes me wanna blow chunks". Now I need a few minutes before I can go and eat my sandwich. The drunkard ruined the moment for me. I was about to bite into it. -->

07-27-2004, 08:16 PM	#2
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite Same here. I can just feel the parasites in my stomach churn about... when ol teddy kennedy starts to talk..... mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

07-27-2004, 08:25 PM	#3
Remington597 Former Guest Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,201	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite Every bar owner within a three block radius is already drooling and filling out their bank deposit slip for the next business day. I can here them saying: " Get the extra cases of Stoli out of the back fridge, ole Ted is coming tonight, and you know how excited he gets after Bush bashing"

07-27-2004, 08:33 PM	#4
22WRF Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pea Ridge, FL Contributor Posts: 4,271	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite If you would have put a Aquarium in front of your tv and put a little 69 Oldsmobile in it you could have had a true picture of Teddy __________________ NRA GOA CCRKBA Happiness is a warm barrel

07-27-2004, 08:46 PM	#5
Remington597 Former Guest Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,201	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite 22WRF: Thats a powerful visual.

07-27-2004, 08:48 PM	#6
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite It would give me a heart attack in any form, that's why I won't turn it on. SoMo doesn't really need to be a widow. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

07-27-2004, 09:00 PM	#7
Remington597 Former Guest Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,201	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite I was performing important recon on the enemy and taking notes for the next Birch Society meeting. We will then compare our notes and see how the CFR media reports it and what kind of spin it puts on it. The research is critical. All the wires and AP, Reuters, etc, are now placing their spin on it. Its fascinating. They are literally acting as Kerry's political ads.

07-27-2004, 09:48 PM	#8
LIKTOSHOOT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 9,367	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite Positive proof that Americans have limited mental capability........... LTS

07-27-2004, 11:36 PM	#9
TRAP55 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Occupied Territory Of Kalifornia Posts: 1,834	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite Didja hear Boston pimps had to import more hookers for the Democratic con-vention? No surprise I guess. Hope they all know how to swim! __________________ Aim small...Miss small www.mausercentral.com/forum

07-30-2004, 03:10 PM	#10
joeaf1911a1 Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: N.J. Posts: 7	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite Oh yes, "we will cross that bridge when we get to it". (or at least I will).

08-05-2004, 12:48 PM	#11
danurve V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Syracuse (central) NY Posts: 195	Re: I saw Ted Kennedy on stage and lost my appetite 22WRF; you mean like this? __________________ huntNY.US In Memory of Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004 Success is a well placed shot, don't screw it up.