Illegal Immigrants poem

Gunfyter · 08-16-2004, 07:34 AM

I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there, Says I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door."

Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy, Medicare it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, A merican dummy.

Write to friends in motherland, tell them 'come fast as you can.'

They come in turbans and stolen trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks

They come here, we live together, More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families, All moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say,

Find more people for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family they just trash, But they too, draw welfare cash!

Everything is good, Soon we own the neighborhood. We have hobby --
it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get it free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race

If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan.
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SouthernMoss · 08-16-2004, 09:17 AM

All too true, unfortunately.

Marlin · 08-16-2004, 10:53 AM

You hit the nail on the head, sadly.

08-16-2004, 07:34 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Illegal Immigrants poem I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Says I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy, Medicare it keep you healthy! By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, A merican dummy. Write to friends in motherland, tell them 'come fast as you can.' They come in turbans and stolen trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks They come here, we live together, More welfare cheques, it gets better! Fourteen families, All moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, Find more people for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they too, draw welfare cash! Everything is good, Soon we own the neighborhood. We have hobby -- it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get it free! We got no bills! American crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here. We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

08-16-2004, 09:17 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Illegal Immigrants poem All too true, unfortunately. __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

08-16-2004, 10:53 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Illegal Immigrants poem You hit the nail on the head, sadly. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*