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08-26-2004, 07:50 AM
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Dictionary
Women's Lingo
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No tits Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former slut Fun = Annoying New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned = No BJs Open-minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Professional = ***** Voluptuous = Very Fat Large frame = Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate = Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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08-26-2004, 08:38 AM
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Re: Dictionary
no don't
No Don't NO DON'T STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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08-26-2004, 08:38 AM
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Re: Dictionary
As IB would say..........An dats da troot!
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08-26-2004, 08:42 AM
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Re: Dictionary
Yep, da boy haz a way wif werds
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08-26-2004, 10:43 AM
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Re: Dictionary
 Who let those secrets out?
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08-26-2004, 11:28 AM
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Re: Dictionary
You left out "full figured"
 
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08-26-2004, 12:05 PM
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Re: Dictionary
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