Vasectomy - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 08-31-2004, 08:55 AM

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand..........

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi and West Virginia.

Marlin · 08-31-2004, 09:40 AM

MAL!!!!!!!!!

C' est trés, trés MAL!!!!!!!!!!

mtnboomer · 09-02-2004, 12:17 AM

A "backwoods" couple were having a baby. The man had walked to town to get the doctor. Upon returning the woman was in heavy labor so the doctor set about delivering the first child.
"It's a boy!", the doctor said, "Wait, there's another one!"
"It's a girl!", said the doctor, "I think there's another one coming!"
"Another boy!" the doctor declared!
After checking the babies and mother the doctor realized the man had not said a word.
"Well, what do you think about your family?" the doctor asked the hillbilly.
"I been a thinkin' how we got three of 'em, an' I think I figured it out." he replied.
"How is that?" the doctor said curiously.
"Well, one time we runned out o' that K-Y, an' I used 3-in-One oil. Man! I'm glad I didn't use the WD-40!"

Marlin · 09-02-2004, 08:43 AM

I like that one!!!!!!

08-31-2004, 08:55 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Vasectomy After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.......... This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi and West Virginia. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work --> Last edited by Gunfyter; 08-31-2004 at 08:57 AM..

08-31-2004, 09:40 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Vasectomy MAL!!!!!!!!! C' est trés, trés MAL!!!!!!!!!! Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

09-02-2004, 12:17 AM	#3
mtnboomer Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oklahoma by birth. America by the grace of God. Posts: 649	Re: Vasectomy A "backwoods" couple were having a baby. The man had walked to town to get the doctor. Upon returning the woman was in heavy labor so the doctor set about delivering the first child. "It's a boy!", the doctor said, "Wait, there's another one!" "It's a girl!", said the doctor, "I think there's another one coming!" "Another boy!" the doctor declared! After checking the babies and mother the doctor realized the man had not said a word. "Well, what do you think about your family?" the doctor asked the hillbilly. "I been a thinkin' how we got three of 'em, an' I think I figured it out." he replied. "How is that?" the doctor said curiously. "Well, one time we runned out o' that K-Y, an' I used 3-in-One oil. Man! I'm glad I didn't use the WD-40!" __________________ The cost of freedom, is eternal vigilance. The cost of bondage, is your life. - mtnboomer Support the Second Amendment - Join the NRA! > http://www.nra.org < Oklahoma State - #1 - GO POKES!

09-02-2004, 08:43 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Vasectomy I like that one!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*