The Poor Druggist - The Firearms Forum

Marlin · 09-01-2004, 10:44 PM

Shooter 45 sent this to me and gave me a wonderful chuckle early this morning.

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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by an upset wife. She explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist, and demand an apology. Before he could say more then a couple of words, the druggist said:

"Now just a minute! Please listen to my side of it"...This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had locked the house and car keys were inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there were a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened, and started waiting on these people.

All the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. I had to break open a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer. That made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up.

When I finally got to answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a RECTAL thermometer, and believe me Mister, as God is my witness........

all I did was tell her.

pickenup · 09-02-2004, 12:37 AM

ROFLMAO

jsmarriner · 09-02-2004, 10:59 AM

ya know, im pretty sure we have all had days like that.

Still, thats really damn funny.

09-01-2004, 10:44 PM	#1
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	The Poor Druggist Shooter 45 sent this to me and gave me a wonderful chuckle early this morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by an upset wife. She explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist, and demand an apology. Before he could say more then a couple of words, the druggist said: "Now just a minute! Please listen to my side of it"...This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had locked the house and car keys were inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there were a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened, and started waiting on these people. All the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. I had to break open a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer. That made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up. When I finally got to answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a RECTAL thermometer, and believe me Mister, as God is my witness........ all I did was tell her. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.* -->

09-02-2004, 12:37 AM	#2
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: The Poor Druggist ROFLMAO __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

09-02-2004, 10:59 AM	#3
jsmarriner V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 300	Re: The Poor Druggist ya know, im pretty sure we have all had days like that. Still, thats really damn funny. __________________ Never Moon a WereWolf!!