The beach (humor) - The Firearms Forum

BobbyWins · 09-01-2004, 08:44 AM

A mother and father take there 6 year old son to a nude beach.As the boy walks along the sand,he notices that many of the women have bigger boobs than his mother's,so he goes back to ask why.She tells him,"The bigger they are,the sillier the lady is."The boy,pleased with the answer,goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.She replies,"The bigger they are,the dumber the man is."Again satisfied with her answer,the boy goes back to the ocean to play.Shortly thereafter,the boy returns again,and promptly tells his mother:"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach,and the longer he talks,the dumber he gets."

BW

Marlin · 09-01-2004, 10:18 AM

"Kids say the darndest things!"

Also pretty observant and hard to pull the wool over their eyes......

Pistolsmith · 09-01-2004, 12:47 PM

Oh, I wondered about that.

pickenup · 09-01-2004, 06:38 PM

Busted........

09-01-2004, 08:44 AM	#1
BobbyWins V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Central Texas Posts: 337	The beach (humor) A mother and father take there 6 year old son to a nude beach.As the boy walks along the sand,he notices that many of the women have bigger boobs than his mother's,so he goes back to ask why.She tells him,"The bigger they are,the sillier the lady is."The boy,pleased with the answer,goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.She replies,"The bigger they are,the dumber the man is."Again satisfied with her answer,the boy goes back to the ocean to play.Shortly thereafter,the boy returns again,and promptly tells his mother:"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach,and the longer he talks,the dumber he gets." BW -->

09-01-2004, 10:18 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: The beach (humor) "Kids say the darndest things!" Also pretty observant and hard to pull the wool over their eyes...... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

09-01-2004, 12:47 PM	#3
Pistolsmith V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 185	Re: The beach (humor) Oh, I wondered about that. __________________ A man who does not learn the lessons of history is condemned to repeat the mistakes of the past. George Santana

09-01-2004, 06:38 PM	#4
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: The beach (humor) Busted........ __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine