The Magician & the Parrot - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 09-30-2004, 08:15 AM

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were onboard. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...... "OK, I give up. Where's the ****ing ship?"

Marlin · 09-30-2004, 08:44 AM

inplanotx · 09-30-2004, 10:09 AM

ROFLMAO!

pickenup · 09-30-2004, 11:57 AM

Yup, liked that one a lot.

Pistolsmith · 10-02-2004, 05:28 PM

Is this the magician who paddled toward the coast and turned into an inlet?

IShootBack · 10-03-2004, 01:20 PM

YUP Bird fer dinner!!!

09-30-2004, 08:15 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	The Magician & the Parrot A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were onboard. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...... "OK, I give up. Where's the ****ing ship?" __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

09-30-2004, 08:44 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: The Magician & the Parrot . Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

09-30-2004, 10:09 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: The Magician & the Parrot ROFLMAO!

09-30-2004, 11:57 AM	#4
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: The Magician & the Parrot Yup, liked that one a lot. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

10-02-2004, 05:28 PM	#5
Pistolsmith V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 185	Re: The Magician & the Parrot Is this the magician who paddled toward the coast and turned into an inlet? __________________ A man who does not learn the lessons of history is condemned to repeat the mistakes of the past. George Santana

10-03-2004, 01:20 PM	#6
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,309	Re: The Magician & the Parrot YUP Bird fer dinner!!! __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3 Last edited by IShootBack; 01-19-2013 at 06:41 AM..