Well, do I look like a redneck? - The Firearms Forum

Redneck · 11-11-2004, 09:38 PM

Trying out for the "civilized" redneck awards

interstatepawnllc · 11-11-2004, 11:38 PM

No, you look "ghey"! Just kidding Lonny, if you were wearing a tux I would offer you some Chivas!

IShootBack · 11-12-2004, 04:44 AM

NO!

No dents in the truck.
No duct tape on the truck (or rifle).
No NRA stickers on the windows.
The truck is way too clean.
Your hat isn't crumpled up.

Heh...Heh...Heh

Nice Doe. She'll taste good cooked up on the grill.

What type of smoke pole is that? What range did you make your harvest?

Remington597 · 11-12-2004, 05:55 AM

You look like a real American should.

punchie · 11-12-2004, 07:31 AM

Hell, you even look like a transportaion medium relocation technologist. Give a man a title and he let it go to his head. Looking good.

Marlin · 11-12-2004, 07:41 AM

No way, Lonnie.

That does look like some real tender eating, though.

I agree with ISB on this one!!

xxxxxxl · 11-12-2004, 07:42 AM

No where near Redneck. Start with Skoal and NRA bumper stickers. That white t-shirt is way to clean to be a redneck; it needs a little tobacco juice. I don't see any engine or transmission parts in the yard. Bed of the pickup needs a few empty beer cans and oil bottles. These should give you a good start.

goose3 · 11-12-2004, 07:53 AM

I don't see any Nascar stuff, so I'd have to say a resounding NO.

is that a muzzleloader??

ibtrukn · 11-12-2004, 08:42 AM

IB alus thot 'necx drove Fods?

Marlin · 11-12-2004, 08:59 AM

Sorry, IB.

I wuudnt hav a Fod, eva!!!!!

HappyNanoq · 11-12-2004, 10:53 AM

I guess a true redneck wouldn't care for the plastic truck-bed liner thingymajingy.

45Smashemflat · 11-12-2004, 04:39 PM

Tires are within fender wells.....
Bumper appears stock height....
Can't really tell, but I don't see any appliances on that porch in the background.....
Not near enough Primer Red or Primer Gray showing on the truck.....
Oddly enough, no apparent rifle rack with additional weaponry displayed in the rear window....
All windows appear to be glass, no taped on trash bags, even on the houses in the back ground....

Nah, practically a city slicker as compared to these parts....

But seriously, you'll get some decent back straps off her, baste in Dale's and have a nice cook out!!

inplanotx · 11-12-2004, 06:31 PM

Sorry, but redneck should not be in your vocabulary. Your a Yankee, it shows true! Never heard of a PA Redneck, too far North!

Neil · 11-12-2004, 06:42 PM

you Killed Bambi............:'( i think you look like a red neck but look at me......I can't throw stones .....

groundhogdevastation · 11-12-2004, 07:25 PM

Lonnie, You look fine to me! And doing your part to help "curb" the herd!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!! Now hopefully you didn't lose any teeth with the ML recoil!

GHD

HappyNanoq · 11-12-2004, 08:02 PM

Neil..
I kind of like that Go-Cart.

Hydra Shok · 11-12-2004, 08:04 PM

Why did you shoot that little dog? Get in the garbage can?

Redneck · 11-13-2004, 11:59 AM

IB and others, here is my old truck, is this good enough?

The t shirt was bloody, guess it didn't show in the pic, jeans tore with "Long Johns" showing, y'all didn't see them

I havent had tyhis truck long enough yet to get the proper stickers and gun rack in it (gun rack is still in the Chevy), man I really don't want to dent this truck up but if I have to I guess I can. The porch you see isnt mine but the rain gutter on my porch fell off, does that count. I also have a kennel in my yard complete with two mouthy coon hounds. There are guns under the seat of the truck and yes that is a muzzle loader(high tech one to boot, takes primers and has a scope

). I am also missing my front teeph. As far as the yankee comment, they are furhter north and east, this here part of PA is redneck/hillbilly country, to join the country club you must have a 4X4 pickup, SUVs don't count, social status is determined by tire size and you must have mud and fresh blood on that truck to be considered as an upstanding citizen, everyone here is armed including granny, our idea of a good Saturday night out os treeing more than one coon, almoisty everybody has a six pack of beer in their vehicle (which I gave up and oppose that now), due to the teepher problem I can no longer chew skoal so I am stuck with the marlboros, I married a redhead from atop the mountain and had to teach her to talk (sorry about doing that), there is also a broke down Chvy truck complete with dents and rust parked in the yard as well, NJRET has seen that truck he can verify the rustiness and dents

Anyhow, I'll keep trying

GHD, so far three down and more to go

BTW, did you notice anything wrong with that deer? I'll tell you, I actually tagged it, felt wierd as I have never done that before hehehe.

rosierita · 11-13-2004, 12:16 PM

tha pic looks normal to me! maybe i'm too redneck to notice!

IShootBack · 11-13-2004, 07:22 PM

SWEET RIDE

Now that's more like it.

Craig · 11-15-2004, 01:52 PM

Lonnie:
Tags are OK to use, as long as they came from someone else.( wife, grandma,sister, etc.)

Boomatic · 11-15-2004, 03:37 PM

See, I think a criteria that is missing is how long does the blood stay in the truck bed????

Sound like you have a lot of good 'neck stuff goin', though. I would let you be one if you wanted too.

11-11-2004, 09:38 PM	#1
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11-11-2004, 11:38 PM	#2
interstatepawnllc V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Kansas Posts: 444	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? No, you look "ghey"! Just kidding Lonny, if you were wearing a tux I would offer you some Chivas! __________________

11-12-2004, 04:44 AM	#3
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? NO! No dents in the truck. No duct tape on the truck (or rifle). No NRA stickers on the windows. The truck is way too clean. Your hat isn't crumpled up. Heh...Heh...Heh Nice Doe. She'll taste good cooked up on the grill. What type of smoke pole is that? What range did you make your harvest? __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3

11-12-2004, 05:55 AM	#4
Remington597 Former Guest Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,201	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? You look like a real American should.

11-12-2004, 07:31 AM	#5
punchie Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Chesterfield, VA Posts: 784	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? Hell, you even look like a transportaion medium relocation technologist. Give a man a title and he let it go to his head. Looking good. __________________ AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY

11-12-2004, 07:41 AM	#6
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? No way, Lonnie. That does look like some real tender eating, though. I agree with ISB on this one!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

11-12-2004, 07:42 AM	#7
xxxxxxl Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 547	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? No where near Redneck. Start with Skoal and NRA bumper stickers. That white t-shirt is way to clean to be a redneck; it needs a little tobacco juice. I don't see any engine or transmission parts in the yard. Bed of the pickup needs a few empty beer cans and oil bottles. These should give you a good start.

11-12-2004, 07:53 AM	#8
goose3 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 102	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? I don't see any Nascar stuff, so I'd have to say a resounding NO. is that a muzzleloader?? __________________

11-12-2004, 08:42 AM	#9
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? IB alus thot 'necx drove Fods?

11-12-2004, 08:59 AM	#10
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? Sorry, IB. I wuudnt hav a Fod, eva!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

11-12-2004, 10:53 AM	#11
HappyNanoq V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lives in the northern Jutland, which is where I grew up. Jutland is a part of Denmark. Posts: 329	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? I guess a true redneck wouldn't care for the plastic truck-bed liner thingymajingy. __________________ Now.. don't do anything I've allready done - that would just be plain stoopid. I learned the hard way. Only way to get stoned.??? - Whisky on the rocks.

11-12-2004, 04:39 PM	#12
45Smashemflat Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,494	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? Tires are within fender wells..... Bumper appears stock height.... Can't really tell, but I don't see any appliances on that porch in the background..... Not near enough Primer Red or Primer Gray showing on the truck..... Oddly enough, no apparent rifle rack with additional weaponry displayed in the rear window.... All windows appear to be glass, no taped on trash bags, even on the houses in the back ground.... Nah, practically a city slicker as compared to these parts.... But seriously, you'll get some decent back straps off her, baste in Dale's and have a nice cook out!!

11-12-2004, 06:31 PM	#13
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? Sorry, but redneck should not be in your vocabulary. Your a Yankee, it shows true! Never heard of a PA Redneck, too far North!

11-12-2004, 06:42 PM	#14
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Stanwood washington Posts: 678	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? you Killed Bambi............:'( i think you look like a red neck but look at me......I can't throw stones ..... __________________ God Bless America, This Great Land we call HOME. Last edited by Neil; 11-12-2004 at 06:46 PM..

11-12-2004, 07:25 PM	#15
groundhogdevastation V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Southwest, VA Posts: 322	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? Lonnie, You look fine to me! And doing your part to help "curb" the herd!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!! Now hopefully you didn't lose any teeth with the ML recoil! GHD __________________ 1/2" at 100yards is easy! 2" at 500 is somewhat more difficult!!!

11-12-2004, 08:02 PM	#16
HappyNanoq V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lives in the northern Jutland, which is where I grew up. Jutland is a part of Denmark. Posts: 329	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? Neil.. I kind of like that Go-Cart. __________________ Now.. don't do anything I've allready done - that would just be plain stoopid. I learned the hard way. Only way to get stoned.??? - Whisky on the rocks.

11-12-2004, 08:04 PM	#17
Hydra Shok Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Chasing my Seven Year Old Posts: 724	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? Why did you shoot that little dog? Get in the garbage can? __________________ If you can't impress them with intelligence, baffle them with BS American by birth, Southern by the grace of God Do unto others before they do unto you "Most importantly, when the time comes to pull the trigger, shoot to kill." ~ Robert H. Boatman Glock 17, 19, 26 Kel Tec 3AT

11-13-2004, 11:59 AM	#18
Redneck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: South central PA (gods country) Posts: 188	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? IB and others, here is my old truck, is this good enough? The t shirt was bloody, guess it didn't show in the pic, jeans tore with "Long Johns" showing, y'all didn't see them I havent had tyhis truck long enough yet to get the proper stickers and gun rack in it (gun rack is still in the Chevy), man I really don't want to dent this truck up but if I have to I guess I can. The porch you see isnt mine but the rain gutter on my porch fell off, does that count. I also have a kennel in my yard complete with two mouthy coon hounds. There are guns under the seat of the truck and yes that is a muzzle loader(high tech one to boot, takes primers and has a scope ). I am also missing my front teeph. As far as the yankee comment, they are furhter north and east, this here part of PA is redneck/hillbilly country, to join the country club you must have a 4X4 pickup, SUVs don't count, social status is determined by tire size and you must have mud and fresh blood on that truck to be considered as an upstanding citizen, everyone here is armed including granny, our idea of a good Saturday night out os treeing more than one coon, almoisty everybody has a six pack of beer in their vehicle (which I gave up and oppose that now), due to the teepher problem I can no longer chew skoal so I am stuck with the marlboros, I married a redhead from atop the mountain and had to teach her to talk (sorry about doing that), there is also a broke down Chvy truck complete with dents and rust parked in the yard as well, NJRET has seen that truck he can verify the rustiness and dents Anyhow, I'll keep trying GHD, so far three down and more to go BTW, did you notice anything wrong with that deer? I'll tell you, I actually tagged it, felt wierd as I have never done that before hehehe. __________________ I'm not apologizing, I am what I am There is no compromising, I don't give a damn Ozzy Osbourne - Lightning Strikes

11-13-2004, 12:16 PM	#19
rosierita Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: South Carolina Posts: 5,218	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? tha pic looks normal to me! maybe i'm too redneck to notice! __________________

11-13-2004, 07:22 PM	#20
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? SWEET RIDE Now that's more like it. __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3

11-15-2004, 01:52 PM	#21
Craig Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Central Pa. Posts: 561	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? Lonnie: Tags are OK to use, as long as they came from someone else.( wife, grandma,sister, etc.) __________________ If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. -Unknown

11-15-2004, 03:37 PM	#22
Boomatic Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,088	Re: Well, do I look like a redneck? See, I think a criteria that is missing is how long does the blood stay in the truck bed???? Sound like you have a lot of good 'neck stuff goin', though. I would let you be one if you wanted too. __________________ Boom-a-tic Boomer Sooner!!