Three Kick Rule - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 11-15-2004, 10:30 AM

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a
bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm
going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over
here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United
States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything
you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle
disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three
Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick
you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until
someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he
could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into
the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff
sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours
when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh
cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his
feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay. Now it's my
turn."

[I love this part....]

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the
duck."

inplanotx · 11-15-2004, 10:57 AM

Cute one GF!

Marlin · 11-15-2004, 11:12 AM

Why, you rascal!!!!!!!!!!!

358 winchester · 11-15-2004, 12:52 PM

I just C&P to every law firm in the yellow pages with an email address
I loved it.

IShootBack · 11-15-2004, 05:23 PM

Good one 358

11-15-2004, 10:30 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Three Kick Rule A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own. The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay. Now it's my turn." [I love this part....] The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck." __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

11-15-2004, 10:57 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Three Kick Rule Cute one GF!

11-15-2004, 11:12 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Three Kick Rule Why, you rascal!!!!!!!!!!! Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

11-15-2004, 12:52 PM	#4
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: Three Kick Rule I just C&P to every law firm in the yellow pages with an email address I loved it. Attached Images __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

11-15-2004, 05:23 PM	#5
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,309	Re: Three Kick Rule Good one 358 __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3