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Old 12-10-2004, 07:23 PM   #1
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Talking THOUGHT FOR THE DAY !

Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain,
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my friend...is where sh!tty ideas come from!!!!


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Old 12-10-2004, 08:16 PM   #2
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I been telling folks that for years but they all say that I should hold them atleast till I get out of church
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Old 12-11-2004, 07:48 AM   #3
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Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that :


my friend...is where sh!tty ideas come from!!!!


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How true. However, they have come up a cure for that. It is called an optorectumy. In surgery, they sever the nerve between the asshole and the eyeball. It gets rid of the shitty outlook on life!
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