Wishes for you (or not) - The Firearms Forum

armedandsafe · 12-28-2004, 01:14 PM

I debated whether this should go here or in the PumpHouse. A friend just sent this to me.

Quote:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

"May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make the World great and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

"By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

SO THERE!

Pops

SouthernMoss · 12-28-2004, 01:35 PM

And a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, Pops!

Marlin · 12-28-2004, 02:56 PM

OH,

GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!!

pickenup · 12-28-2004, 06:13 PM

Say WHAT?

Carl S · 01-02-2005, 01:18 PM

Totally polically correct!!

Salvage33 · 01-02-2005, 06:34 PM

That's the main problem with being politically correct....it takes a lot more hot air to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

John

12-28-2004, 01:35 PM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Wishes for you (or not) And a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, Pops! __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

12-28-2004, 02:56 PM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Wishes for you (or not) OH, GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!! Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

12-28-2004, 06:13 PM	#4
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Re: Wishes for you (or not) Say WHAT? __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

01-02-2005, 01:18 PM	#5
Carl S Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bunnell, FL Posts: 1,015	Re: Wishes for you (or not) Totally polically correct!! __________________ Carl S Old Soldier The Bill of Rights - guaranteed by the Second Amendment You can trust the government - just ask any Indian

01-02-2005, 06:34 PM	#6
Salvage33 V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Shreveport, LA why leave the USA to visit a 3rd world country? Posts: 475	Re: Wishes for you (or not) That's the main problem with being politically correct....it takes a lot more hot air to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. John __________________ Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.