One good kick deserves a Lawyer - The Firearms Forum

wizard78 · 01-09-2005, 07:30 AM

There was this hunter who was hunting in one side of the fence and the other side is private property. Well this duck flies over him and he takes a shot at it and hits it. It falls on the other side of the fence. Well then, he hops the fence to retrieve the duck. Right before he gets to the duck, the farmer walks up and says, "Hey this is private property. Get off of I'll sue you for trespassing." Then the hunter says, " Now wait, I'm a high class lawyer from New York, If you sue me, you wont win and then I'll counter sue you and take your farm!" well the farmer says,
"Now wait, lets just settle this the old Montana way. Its the 3 kick rule. I kick you 3 times as hard as I want then you kick me as hard as you can 3 times." Well this catches the lawyers attention. He's a little bit bigger than the farmer and agrees with him. The farmer says, " I get to go first." So the farmer just kicks the lawyer in the balls, then in the stomach, and then in the mouth. Then the lawyer gets up and is bleeding from the mouth, and says, " Now my turn." Before the lawyer kicks the farmer, the farmers says, "Wait, you can just have the damn duck!"

IShootBack · 01-09-2005, 01:06 PM

heh...heh...heh

Crpdeth · 01-09-2005, 01:55 PM

Thanks Wizard...

Believe it or not I'd heard this joke before (he was deer hunting in that version) and I was tring to remember how the joke went just the other day.

Thanks for the refresher.

Crpdeth

Marlin · 01-09-2005, 02:12 PM

Serves the arrogant ba**ard RIGHT!!!!!!

01-09-2005, 07:30 AM	#1
wizard78 V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 212	One good kick deserves a Lawyer There was this hunter who was hunting in one side of the fence and the other side is private property. Well this duck flies over him and he takes a shot at it and hits it. It falls on the other side of the fence. Well then, he hops the fence to retrieve the duck. Right before he gets to the duck, the farmer walks up and says, "Hey this is private property. Get off of I'll sue you for trespassing." Then the hunter says, " Now wait, I'm a high class lawyer from New York, If you sue me, you wont win and then I'll counter sue you and take your farm!" well the farmer says, "Now wait, lets just settle this the old Montana way. Its the 3 kick rule. I kick you 3 times as hard as I want then you kick me as hard as you can 3 times." Well this catches the lawyers attention. He's a little bit bigger than the farmer and agrees with him. The farmer says, " I get to go first." So the farmer just kicks the lawyer in the balls, then in the stomach, and then in the mouth. Then the lawyer gets up and is bleeding from the mouth, and says, " Now my turn." Before the lawyer kicks the farmer, the farmers says, "Wait, you can just have the damn duck!" __________________ Fight Crime, Shoot First. -->

01-09-2005, 01:06 PM	#2
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,309	Re: One good kick deserves a Lawyer heh...heh...heh __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3

01-09-2005, 01:55 PM	#3
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: One good kick deserves a Lawyer Thanks Wizard... Believe it or not I'd heard this joke before (he was deer hunting in that version) and I was tring to remember how the joke went just the other day. Thanks for the refresher. Crpdeth __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer

01-09-2005, 02:12 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: One good kick deserves a Lawyer Serves the arrogant baard RIGHT!!!!!! Attached Images __________________ The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.**