Italian Bread - The Firearms Forum

Eagle Guns · 01-21-2005, 10:05 AM

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one
morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It
keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with
the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes,
there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said,
"I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't
you think by the time you get to the 5th loaf it'll be hard?"
He replied, "Holy crap...! Everybody in the world knows about this
Italian bread thing but ME....?!"

Marlin · 01-21-2005, 11:11 AM

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IShootBack · 01-21-2005, 08:55 PM

01-21-2005, 10:05 AM	#1
Eagle Guns V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: So.Western Maine Posts: 172	Italian Bread Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by the time you get to the 5th loaf it'll be hard?" He replied, "Holy crap...! Everybody in the world knows about this Italian bread thing but ME....?!" __________________ ATF -->

01-21-2005, 11:11 AM	#2
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01-21-2005, 08:55 PM	#3
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,309	Re: Italian Bread . __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3 Last edited by IShootBack; 01-19-2013 at 06:40 AM..