JET FUEL - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 02-11-2005, 07:58 AM

Subject: Jet Fuel

Thibodaux and Boudreaux are a couple of drinking buddies who work as airplane mechanics in New Orleans. One day the airport is fogged in and they're stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.

Boudreaux says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink." Thibodaux says, "Me, too. Y'know, I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.

"You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Boudreaux wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels great. No hangover. No bad side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings. It's Thibodeaux.

Thibodaux: "Hey, how do you feel this morning?

Boudreaux: "Great!"

Thibodeaux: "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Boudreaux: "No, that jet fuel is great stuff! , no hangovers, nothing. We oughta do this more often."

Thibodeaux: "Yeah. Well, there's just one thing...."

Boudreaux: "What's that?"

Thibodeaux: "Have you farted yet?"

Boudreaux: "No."

Thibodeaux: " Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."

Mother Margaret · 02-19-2005, 06:33 PM

Check out what I suspect for harm to Vietnam vets.

Would you take part in a study if you've had fatigue, etc since then?

PS

I think you can ingest it without a problem;

but don't get the vapors in your eyes!

SixTGunr · 02-21-2005, 12:22 PM

Now THATS a good one Chief ......

All I gotta do now is stop laffin' ...

Six

Hope 69/70 · 02-22-2005, 01:32 PM

Ditto what Six said..........LOL

Come on Chief, you must have a few more where that one came from.....LOL

Hope

rooter · 02-23-2005, 04:36 AM

Dear Diary:

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house
with those expensive double-pane energy efficient
kind, but this week I got a call from the contractor,
complaining his work had been completed a year
ago, and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy, did we go around and around!

Just because I'm a blonde does not mean I'm
automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him
just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last
year - namely, that in one year, the windows would
pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line,
so I just hung up.
I have not heard anything back.

Guess I won that stupid argument.

Marlin · 02-23-2005, 08:29 AM

Logical conclusion if that's what he said!!!!!

Laffed so hard it hurt when I read your e-mail this mornin', Chief.

02-11-2005, 07:58 AM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,267	JET FUEL Subject: Jet Fuel Thibodaux and Boudreaux are a couple of drinking buddies who work as airplane mechanics in New Orleans. One day the airport is fogged in and they're stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Boudreaux says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink." Thibodaux says, "Me, too. Y'know, I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. "You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Boudreaux wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels great. No hangover. No bad side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings. It's Thibodeaux. Thibodaux: "Hey, how do you feel this morning? Boudreaux: "Great!" Thibodeaux: "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Boudreaux: "No, that jet fuel is great stuff! , no hangovers, nothing. We oughta do this more often." Thibodeaux: "Yeah. Well, there's just one thing...." Boudreaux: "What's that?" Thibodeaux: "Have you farted yet?" Boudreaux: "No." Thibodeaux: " Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix." __________________ -->

02-19-2005, 06:33 PM	#2
Mother Margaret Former Guest Join Date: May 2004 Location: Valdez, Alaska Posts: 217	There may be more in JP-4 than you think Check out what I suspect for harm to Vietnam vets. Would you take part in a study if you've had fatigue, etc since then? PS I think you can ingest it without a problem; but don't get the vapors in your eyes!

02-21-2005, 12:22 PM	#3
SixTGunr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Southwest Missouri Posts: 1,541	Re: JET FUEL Now THATS a good one Chief ...... All I gotta do now is stop laffin' ... Six __________________

02-22-2005, 01:32 PM	#4
Hope 69/70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 2,549	Re: JET FUEL Ditto what Six said..........LOL Come on Chief, you must have a few more where that one came from.....LOL Hope __________________ WAC - HQ. USARV / G1, Long Binh - Feb 69 - Feb 70

02-23-2005, 04:36 AM	#5
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,267	Re: JET FUEL Dear Diary: Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the contractor, complaining his work had been completed a year ago, and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around and around! Just because I'm a blonde does not mean I'm automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year - namely, that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up. I have not heard anything back. Guess I won that stupid argument. __________________

02-23-2005, 08:29 AM	#6
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: JET FUEL Logical conclusion if that's what he said!!!!! Laffed so hard it hurt when I read your e-mail this mornin', Chief. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*