daddy longlegs - joke

Rons Toys
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(4/26/01 3:04:26 pm)
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his
little girl was.

He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders
doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl
asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of
**** in our garden".

oneknight
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(4/26/01 6:10:12 pm)
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That is funny!

homer4
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(4/26/01 8:55:02 pm)
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Once again Ron,very funny.Hehheh!
...and two hard boiled eggs.