LETTER TO ABBY--.

low2go
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(7/2/01 10:48:56 am)
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Dear Abby,
My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated
our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and
supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue.
He is a hard worker but many of his co-workers are leery of him. Every time
he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs
me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town
knows he is a cheat. I don't know what to do.
Signed Frustrated
Dear Frustrated:
You should dump him. Now that you are a New York Senator, you don't need
him anymore.

Genog
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(7/2/01 11:04:34 am)
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LMAO and ain't it the truth.
Geno G

mt pari
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(7/2/01 11:34:37 am)
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Whew, so relieved it was someone elses husband!!! I was wondering when I wrote that about my ex..lol


Remf
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(7/2/01 5:23:51 pm)
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I was hoping it wasn't written by my wife. LOL

Tac401
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(7/4/01 12:26:21 pm)
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DEAR ABBY, DEAR ABBY MY FEET ARE TOO LONG,
MY HAIR'S FALL'IN OUT AND MY RIGHTS ARE ALL
WRONG, EVERY SIDE I GET UP ON IS THE WRONG
SIDE OF BED, IF IT WEREN'T SO EXPENSIVE I'D
WHISHED I WAS DEAD!

SIGNED, BEWILDERED


BEWILDERED, BEWILDERED YOU HAVE NO COMPLAINT,
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU AIN'T WHAT YOU AIN'T,
SO LISTEN UP BUSTER AND LISTEN UP GOOD, STOP
WISH'IN FOR BAD LUCK AND KNOCK'IN ON WOOD!

SIGNED, DEAR ABBY


DEAR ABBY, DEAR ABBY WELL I NEVER THOUGHT, THAT
ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD EVER GET CAUGHT, WE
WERE SITT'IN IN THE BACK SEAT JUST'A SHOOT'IN THE
BREEZE, WITH HER HAIR UP IN CURLERS AND HER PANTS
TO HER KNEES!

SIGNED, JUST MARRIED


JUST MARRIED, JUST MARRIED YOU HAVE NO COMPLAINT,
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU AIN'T WHAT YOU AIN'T,
SO LISTEN UP BUSTER AND LISTEN UP GOOD, STOP
WISH'IN FOR BAD LUCK AND KNOCK'IN ON WOOD!

SIGNED, DEAR ABBY

Author, John Prine

oneknight
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(7/4/01 2:42:30 pm)
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JD,

Very cute.......lol!



homer4
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(7/5/01 10:27:31 am)
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I agree with ya Donna...wonder where everyone finds this stuff Huh.

Enjoy it all.
...and two hard boiled eggs.