You don't know JACK! or do you? - The Firearms Forum

henry0reilly · 04-05-2005, 10:02 PM

Do you know Jack Schitt?
by kToche

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
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YOFAST · 04-14-2009, 03:13 PM

Thats funny - Thanks ....

Mr. Nameless · 04-14-2009, 06:34 PM

Marlin · 04-14-2009, 08:42 PM

Always a chuckle every time I see that one, Henry.

noslolo · 04-15-2009, 02:51 AM

frogo207 · 04-26-2009, 08:35 AM

One thing for sure is unless vacant his house always has some Schitt in it.

04-05-2005, 10:02 PM	#1
henry0reilly Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 553	You don't know JACK! or do you? Do you know Jack Schitt? by kToche For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. __________________ __________________ The only Thing necessary for Evil to Triumph is that Good Men do Nothing. Recruit someone for the NRA today! -->

04-14-2009, 03:13 PM	#2
YOFAST Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: United States Posts: 21	Re: You don't know JACK! or do you? Thats funny - Thanks ....

04-14-2009, 06:34 PM	#3
Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: You don't know JACK! or do you? __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough

04-14-2009, 08:42 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: You don't know JACK! or do you? Always a chuckle every time I see that one, Henry. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-15-2009, 02:51 AM	#5
noslolo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Johnstown PA Posts: 1,558	Re: You don't know JACK! or do you? __________________ I'm a heck of a "obesito illegitimo"

04-26-2009, 08:35 AM	#6
frogo207 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Mount Desert Island, Maine Posts: 3	Re: You don't know JACK! or do you? One thing for sure is unless vacant his house always has some Schitt in it. __________________ The west was not won with a registered gun. Don't let our government make us into outlaws.