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Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls...
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V.I.P. Member Posts: 202 (8/20/01 1:43:41 pm) | Del All Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1.) Friends don't let friends take home ugly men ---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE 2.) Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?" ---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia 3.) No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ****. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina 4.) A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas 5.) Express Lane: Five beers or less. ---Sign over urinal, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA 6.) You're too good for him. ---Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA 7.) No wonder you always go home alone. ---Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, B.Hills, CA 8.) The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. ---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL 9.) If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. ---Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington 10) Beauty is only a light switch away. ---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina 11) If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. ---Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C. 12) What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY Tac401 Administrator Posts: 1205 (8/20/01 8:05:27 pm) | Del ezSupporter Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their **** in little balls, those who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of ****" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JD The Firearms Forum Vietnam Memories Bulletin Board Contact Administrator Winter11 V.I.P. Member Posts: 205 (8/21/01 8:59:50 am) | Del Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you for those ever so clever words of wisdom .... I shall never forget them. lol Indybear57 Moderator Posts: 543 (8/21/01 9:25:25 am) | Del ezSupporter Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please don't throw toothpicks into toilet-crabs have learned to pole vault.---Nat'l Guard Armory, Kokomo, IN mt pari Moderator Posts: 23 (8/21/01 8:22:45 pm) | Del Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I too have become much wiser..so much can be learned in a bathroom setting.. homer4 Moderator Posts: 1512 (8/22/01 5:00:31 am) | Del Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ole Meantome nods a full agreement with #4. I say...what does she know?...right guys! ...and two hard boiled eggs. Indybear57 Moderator Posts: 545 (8/22/01 9:10:10 am) | Del ezSupporter Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've seen #4 as a Men's Rule Of Thumb substituting "tits" for "testicles" so I guess it can go both ways. (H-m-m-m, that sounds a little kinky!) oneknight Moderator Posts: 1781 (8/22/01 10:01:27 am) | Del Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kind of like #12. mt pari Moderator Posts: 25 (8/22/01 10:55:22 am) | Del Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have to agree with you Donna, I would love to see the face of the guy standing there reading that one.. Genog Moderator Posts: 183 (8/22/01 11:46:11 am) | Del Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't understand #12! Is the guy standing there holding some gals head or what. Geno G Edited by: Genog at: 8/22/01 12:47:13 pm oneknight Moderator Posts: 1783 (8/22/01 1:07:29 pm) | Del Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do I need to explain it to you Geno???????? lol! mt pari Moderator Posts: 27 (8/23/01 2:26:13 am) | Del Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cute Geno..really cute lol..Donna explain it to him, will ya? TShooters V.I.P. Member Posts: 553 (8/25/01 5:44:25 pm) | Del Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #4 gives me the giggles..and the name of the enterprise where it originated! Too funny! Sharon |
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07-11-2011, 02:45 PM
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Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls...
All this wizzdom on one page hahahaha. too much!
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07-11-2011, 03:15 PM
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Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls...
9.) If you voted for Obozo in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. ---Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
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07-12-2011, 01:18 PM
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Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls...
Not on wall but on restroom doors.
I have always wondered what a foreigner would make of the restroom signs seen in MD: POINTERS and SETTERS. Jim |
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07-12-2011, 02:17 PM
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Re: Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls...
Or Hens and Roosters!!!
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