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Old 07-06-2005, 08:43 PM   #1
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Default The Great Religions of the world explained

Well…

Sortta


1. Taoism - S**t happens.

2. Hare Krishna - S**t happens rama rama ding ding.

3. Hinduism - This S**t happened before.

4. Islam - If S**t happens, its Allah's will.

5. Zen - What is the sound of S**t happening?

6. Buddhism - When S**t happens, is it really S**t?
(or George Carlinism maybe??)

7. Confucianism - Confucius say, "S**t happens".

8. 7th Day Adventist - S**t happens on Saturdays.

9. Protestantism - S**t won't happen if I work harder.

10. Catholicism - If S**t happens, I deserve it.

11. Jehovah’s Witness - Knock, knock, "S**t happens!"

12. Unitarian - What is this S**t?

13. Mormon - S**t happens again and again and again ...

14. Judaism - Why does this S**t always happen to me?

15. Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this S**t!


I am sure that there are more.... but lets stop there before this gets outta hand




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Old 07-06-2005, 09:35 PM   #2
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Old 07-06-2005, 11:18 PM   #3
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Lets stop there before this gets “in-da” hand..........Yeck.
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Old 07-07-2005, 09:39 AM   #4
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